Canonsburg

A small town in south western Pennsylvania with nothing to do at all and nothing that makes it unique. Home of the Canon Crack school district which is filled with chlyamidea ridden whores that will suck your dick for some crack, hence the name Canon Crack.

I got chlyamidea from one of the Canonsburg Canon Crack girls the other week, best head I've ever had though!

by CanonCrackMac November 3, 2018

canonical

(1) In agreement with the religious law.
(2) In mathematics, the obvious or natural choice.

(1) Canonical Investiture is the act by which a suzerain granted a fief to his vassal.
(2) Let f be the canonical map between X and Y....

by Steve M June 4, 2004

canonico

Fucking Hype god. If you see this specimen roaming the streets of Ohio, you might look twice and fall in love with his appearance. If you have your girl with you when he passes by, good luck finding a new one.

"Was that Canonico that just walked by? Shit i feel like a bum now..."

by NotCanonico10 November 6, 2017

canonistic

To have no concern for anybody else. To have a total disregard for everyone but yourself.

I cant believe they have parked across our drive, how canonistic.
selfish self centered arsehole wanker twat

by vaders-love-child October 21, 2015

Canonically Hot

It is rare to come across one, but recently we were all proven that it exists. Canonically hot is when a character is officially hot, as told by the creator or in other official sources that have not been corrected statements later on. When this is confirmed, it is likely true in real life as well.
The particular reason that this definition was created was because Nintendo of America president Reggie Fils-Aimé said himself, that Breath of the Wild's main character Link was hot.

"Link is canonically hot."
"When I make a book, at least one character will be canonically hot."

by Starfondler May 25, 2018

Canonsburg

Good old Canonsburg, home of whores and located in America's number one heroin overdose county, Washington PA. Do not shoot the heroin here cause it is cut as hell and don't even think about messing with the Canonsburg crips cause they are a heavy gang influence around here.

Is that heroin from canonsburg? That shit isn't even white I wouldn't even shoot that in my rival gang members arm.

by CANONSBURGCRIPGANG November 3, 2018

canonical

someone or something that would be really cool to launch out of a canon.

Yo, that chicken is very canonical.

by shane stahl June 3, 2004