canestipation

The intestinal blockage that you get after ordering and eating a chicken tender combo from Raising Cane's.

I've had canestipation for a week now but it was totally worth it.

by sirsteve September 18, 2020

clandestine

(n)1 a never deciphered 8-minute short film mystery heavy in symbolism created by the band AFI released on a rare special edition of the 2003 album "Sing the Sorrow."

(n)2 a constant source of torment for AFI fans

(n)3 the commonly used title for the rare special edition of AFI's album "Sing the Sorrow," but not the actual title of the edition or album.

(adj) misused adjective among AFI fans meaning to be sneaky and cryptic intentionally, not the proper definition of the normal adjective "clandestine."

Note: in reference to AFI, always capitalized even when used mid-sentence of as an adjective. See examples.

(n)1,2 Trying to figure out Clandestine gave me a headache; (n)3 I just got a copy of Clandestine for under a hundred bucks on ebay!; (adj) That's very Clandestine of you.

by 336before337 November 30, 2009

Clandestine

Clandestine was the 1991 album of Death Metal legends Entombed! It was a groundbreaking record in the Swedish Death Metal movement and one of the most acclaimed Death Metal albums in general to date. Together with Left Hand Path it was one of Entombed's finest work! Fuck the other definitions Urban Dictionary gave you, this is the only one that matters!

Person 1: Have you heard Clandestine by Entombed yet?
Person 2: Fuck yeah I have! I've been playing Sinners Bleed on repeat all day! Shit is cash!

by floyo4444 December 3, 2009

clandestine

A name of a secretive heart breaking exotic dancer.

Did you see clandestine, she totaly into me. I know her boyfriend is here but I think we had a real conection.

by Dave Hammerwell June 7, 2011

clandestine

A small type of fish often found looking mournfully out of windows.

look at that mournful fish looking out of that window

by Denny October 1, 2004

Clandestinified

noun; to take a substance and turn it into something that could be sold for Clandestine. Not everyone can clandestinify something, only Pete Wentz can.

I took a necklace and put the bartskull on it. It has now become clandestinified

by hazelnut January 18, 2008

Clandestine Pooper

Some who enters your residence and deficates in your bathroom, either without your knowledge or permission.

My mom always uses my bathroom when I’m not home. A true clandestine pooper.

by AllThingsPoop November 10, 2017