You Can't Whoop Me

A term used by trashier/lower class people. Used usually when a fight is imminent, "You can't whoop me" pretty much means "You can't beat me." Most of the time the person who says this loses.

Person 1: Square up real quick
Person 2: Why, you can't whoop me.
Person 1: We'll see about that...
*Person 1 whoops Person 2*

by LLCOOLJAYYLMAO May 15, 2016

Satan Can't Stand Me

A catch phrase that highlights one's ability to overcome obstacles that stand in the way of success.

Satan can't stand me because I rock!

Satan can't stand me cause I'm no quitter.

I'm unashamed and satan can't stand me for it.

by Evad1 July 25, 2011

You can't shoot me, I'm AIDS!

A way of telling someone on a forum or other discussion that you disagree with them and their argument is so without merit you don't even need to put up a counter argument.

You can't shoot me, I'm AIDS!

by bionixcommand June 28, 2010

square bitches can't stand me

When fake hoes be hating on a nigga

You're ex is mad at you.

"Square bitches can't stand me"

by KiNG of KiNG November 19, 2013

Can't tell me arse from a hole in the ground

Southern British slang meaning I ain't got a clue woss goin on.Best discription of an acid trip I've ever heard.

Fuckin ell,I can't tell me arse from a hole in the ground!

by GavinS January 14, 2011

You can't fire me because I quit syndrome

The inability to accept the inevitable or obvious after an event has already happened.

Boss: You're fired!
Loser: You can't fire me, because I QUIT!
Boss: I don't know what you're quitting- I already fired you.
Loser: I QUIT, ya hear?! QUIT!!
Boss (to Secretary): Barbara, call security. We've got another case of "You can't fire me because I quit syndrome"

by Sir Andrew May 20, 2007

Can't See Me

Can't see me was a theory explored by Albert Einsten on why John Cena can't be seen by the naked eye. Within the first week of investigations Einstein had a blood vessel burst near his heart, leading to his death.

You Can't See Me!

by Killthetaxman May 9, 2022