Skip to main content
Before penetration, begin tossing pizza dough to land onto your penis, and proceed to spit the tomato sauce you’ve had held in your mouth onto your dough covered weiner to use as lube and you complete the Calzone by finally putting it in creating a delicious masterpiece!
Hey baby, i got some pizza stuff for tonight, maybe we can do the calzone finally tonight
Calzone by BBBlanks November 21, 2020
Calzone mug front
Get the Calzone mug.
See more merch
A naturalized Arizona Resident Born in Californa
"I don't hate ALL Californians, one of my closest friend is a Calzone!"
Calzone by TERRIBLY, Awkward. March 3, 2023

Calzone._.zone 

Holy fucking shit lois how many times do I have to tell you, I am NOT going to install counter strike global source. FUCK OFF *beats her ass*
Calzone._.zone is just cooler than you are, dipshit *spits on you*

calzone effect 

When your buddie orders a calzone delivered to your house and then you order one within an hour causing the calzone effect to take place
I ordered a calzone because of the calzone effect

calzone face 

A face that resembles a vagina.
Lol. That chick has a blatant calzone face.
calzone face by Ed Wilkinson March 22, 2008

calzone stacker

Fucking a fat chick in the folds of her belly, gunt, or muffin tops, rather than any number of usual places, and leaving her with the gooey load inside the folds.
I couldn't find the wet spot, so I pulled a calzone stacker on her and got out of there.
calzone stacker by Tikkanen November 29, 2006

calzone tits

A pair of tits that are each shaped like a hanging calzone. They tend to look like cheese filled pouches as their name describes. Thin at the top and gradually get thicker as you progress down towards the circular portion of the breast.
Wow check out the calzone tits on that stripper!