A gorgeous, short ,pale, extremly sexy girl who loves to party. Callan comsumes a lot of Taco Bell and orange juice. She is usually very talented on the saxophone. Callan is a huge geek though so watch out. Callan is also very funny. Be careful not to piss yourself when she makes a joke. Callan is quite wierd though. She tends to dye her hair crazy colors. She also does not give a fuck about a lot of things. Also if Callan was a male she would have a huge penis because that is just how awesome she is.
Person 1: Wow, that girl is so awesome.
Person 2: I know, she's a Callan.
Person 1: Damn I should bang her.
Person 2: I know, she's a Callan.
Person 1: Damn I should bang her.
by apurpleape December 7, 2010
Get the Callan mug.A flaming homosexual in constant denial, this kid will never admit defeat, nor apologize for his blatantly offensive behaviour. He likes to think he has friends and thinks he is accepted by society, however this is far from the truth. No one likes this buttfucking queer or his elitist attitude.
Callan also believes he knows self defense, however his only moves are to ask the person to stop because his feelings are hurt, or to bitch slap said person in the face.
A Callan is usually morbidly obese and can make funny faces with his fat rolls and his 5 chins. To be a Callan is an embarasment to your entire family and the only known cure is to be burnt at the stake.
Callan also believes he knows self defense, however his only moves are to ask the person to stop because his feelings are hurt, or to bitch slap said person in the face.
A Callan is usually morbidly obese and can make funny faces with his fat rolls and his 5 chins. To be a Callan is an embarasment to your entire family and the only known cure is to be burnt at the stake.
Guy 1: "That guy over there looks like the fucking king of homosexuality."
Guy 2: "That's Callan and yes he is the king of homosexuality."
Guy 2: "That's Callan and yes he is the king of homosexuality."
by Beefy Steve Stevenson November 13, 2012
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Your such a callan
by Jaffa ale 11 August 19, 2020
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I love my amazing boyfriend Callan
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1. An angry person who is constantly the centre of harrasment and jokes.
2. A dickhead
3. A semi-wasian. Although doesn't attempt to be one.
4. A retardedperson
2. A dickhead
3. A semi-wasian. Although doesn't attempt to be one.
4. A retardedperson
a)Aahaha, that kid fell over..
b)It must be Callan
c)Ahahaha, you fell over, I shall name you callan
b)It must be Callan
c)Ahahaha, you fell over, I shall name you callan
by icey71 July 30, 2004
Get the callan mug.Sometimes when playing a female sport like volleyball, there is someone of questionable sexuality. Sometimes you refer to them as a "softball playa" but when there is no doubt, of said individual's slant , they are refered to as a Callan.
A callan can also be someone who is in love with a "steve"
A callan can also be someone who is in love with a "steve"
Gah, I hate changing in front of that callan, she always stares at me.
Callan and steve would make a really hawt couple.
Callan and steve would make a really hawt couple.
by Liz Sparrow October 3, 2007
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