Insanity, craziness or callan is a spectrum of behaviors characterized by certain abnormal mental or behavioral patterns. Insanity may manifest as violations of societal norms, including becoming a danger to themselves and others, though not all such acts are considered insanity.
Girl: "I can't up with you this weekend"
Boy:"Oh, why?"
Girl: "I'm being sent to a psychiatric ward."
Boy: "What? you seem fine to me."
Girl:"Nah...I've gone Callan."
Boy: "Oh, that's a shame. Get better soon!"
Boy:"Oh, why?"
Girl: "I'm being sent to a psychiatric ward."
Boy: "What? you seem fine to me."
Girl:"Nah...I've gone Callan."
Boy: "Oh, that's a shame. Get better soon!"
by Girly*** November 19, 2010
fat nerd who likes to play world of warcraft all day and can't get hard inside of his girlfriend. He is one hard lad
by Snoopdogg1234 June 14, 2011
A loving individual with a kind heart. Who gives to the ones that really need it. Trust me she gives it up quick!
by ? April 09, 2003
An amazing person who will always be by your side. They have their hard times but will got through it with amazing will power. They have a strong mind set and will get things done when it means something to them. People fall for them and can’t stop staring at them. Their extremely artistic and well rounded. Everyone loves them and hopes they can be friends with them.
Guy: Do you see that crowd of people wonder what their doing
Girl: They must be with Callan everyone loves her
Girl: They must be with Callan everyone loves her
by Lit bro May 23, 2018
Callan is so perfect
by Blackdeath69 March 15, 2017
A gorgeous, short ,pale, extremly sexy girl who loves to party. Callan comsumes a lot of Taco Bell and orange juice. She is usually very talented on the saxophone. Callan is a huge geek though so watch out. Callan is also very funny. Be careful not to piss yourself when she makes a joke. Callan is quite wierd though. She tends to dye her hair crazy colors. She also does not give a fuck about a lot of things. Also if Callan was a male she would have a huge penis because that is just how awesome she is.
Person 1: Wow, that girl is so awesome.
Person 2: I know, she's a Callan.
Person 1: Damn I should bang her.
Person 2: I know, she's a Callan.
Person 1: Damn I should bang her.
by apurpleape December 07, 2010
A flaming homosexual in constant denial, this kid will never admit defeat, nor apologize for his blatantly offensive behaviour. He likes to think he has friends and thinks he is accepted by society, however this is far from the truth. No one likes this buttfucking queer or his elitist attitude.
Callan also believes he knows self defense, however his only moves are to ask the person to stop because his feelings are hurt, or to bitch slap said person in the face.
A Callan is usually morbidly obese and can make funny faces with his fat rolls and his 5 chins. To be a Callan is an embarasment to your entire family and the only known cure is to be burnt at the stake.
Callan also believes he knows self defense, however his only moves are to ask the person to stop because his feelings are hurt, or to bitch slap said person in the face.
A Callan is usually morbidly obese and can make funny faces with his fat rolls and his 5 chins. To be a Callan is an embarasment to your entire family and the only known cure is to be burnt at the stake.
Guy 1: "That guy over there looks like the fucking king of homosexuality."
Guy 2: "That's Callan and yes he is the king of homosexuality."
Guy 2: "That's Callan and yes he is the king of homosexuality."
by Beefy Steve Stevenson June 01, 2012