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California Sober

A form of Harm Reduction that utilizes only Marijuana and Plant Based Medicines. Hard Drugs, and Alcohol are excluded under California Sobriety. The California Sober community find success through Harm Reduction, Moderation, and Micro-Dosing.
Want to do some blow?

No thank you. I quit last year. I only smoke weed now in moderation. This is a form of harm reduction called Cali Sober or California Sober.

California Sweet Stick 

When you have a fruit-rollup on your dick and a girl gives you head.

-Antony

California Sober

To abstain from all drugs except marijuana and alcohol.
"No thanks," Jane said as Paul racked up lines of cocaine, "I'm California Sober this month."
California Sober by CPaigeS December 10, 2016

California Sober

Based on 100s of testimonies from the real and legitimate California Sober community:

California Sober is defined as a form of Harm Reduction that excludes the use of all drugs including alcohol and only utilizing Marijuana in Moderation.

Based on Demi Lovato’s recent Documentary, “Dancing with the Devil”, and her interview in ENTERTAINMENT, the phrase California Sober or Cali Sober received significant backlash from the Addiction Recovery community, because Demi Lovato mentioned that she uses both Weed and Alcohol in moderation and labeled this activity as being California Sober.

There is a general consensus that Alcohol is not recommended as a form of Harm Reduction.

After interviewing the founder of “Sober Saturdayz”, Kaitie Degen, the team at the Sober is Dope podcast; confirmed that the “Cali Sober” community expresses their own concerns because Cali Sober, has always been only WEED and no Alcohol use, as a form of Harm Reduction.

After some thorough investigation and interviews with the Cali Sober community, it is now understood that California Sober is system of Harm Reduction that excludes all uses of illicit drugs, prescription drugs, illegal drugs, and Alcohol, and utilizing only Marijuana in Moderation. Thanks to everyone in the California Sober community for clarifying this.
Hey bro do you want to score?

No, thank you. I no longer use hard drugs. I am California Sober. I don’t drink or do hard drugs. I only smoke weed in moderation as a form of harm reduction. I am 200 days clean from Cocaine thanks to California Sober.
California Sober by Soberisdope March 30, 2021

California Sunroof 

To take a shit through a car's sunroof.
I hated that guy so I seen his car, and gave him a California Sunroof.
California Sunroof by bert2006 April 25, 2015

California Stickies 

When one's scrotum is stuck to their leg or legs, generally after a recent shaving of their sac. Usually the warmth in the area generates the stickiness that is closely related to the hot sunny california weather. Resulting in the scrotum to be gently tugged on to relieve the skin adhesion.
When I got up from my desk, I had a massive case of the california stickies. Definitely had to peel my sac off of my leg. A small price to pay for necessary manscaping.