california roll 

God , California SUCKS!

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california roll by Stewie Griffin March 10, 2005

california roll 

A form of humping where a Californian male rolls his pelvic area instead of thrusting.

Angie: "Dude Gabe totally did the California roll lastnight in bed."
Martha: "Awesome!"

california roll by nicky675 August 26, 2007

California Roll 

Specific items you need.
• Chopped Immitation Crab
• Lettuce
• Mayonnaise

It's where a man ejaculates in the center of the bed, then he eats the girl out then spits the fluids where the cum is. The man and woman both make a perfect circle around the fluids. The other person who's supposed to be recording throws in the Imitation crab, and lettuce at them. The man and woman scream in agony while the woman's vagina is being stuffed with mayonnaise. One of their backs are supposed to snap as the person who is recording takes their shoes and runs away.

Jacob: Oh my god, dude! What the hell happened?

Mark: Man you should've been there. Lisa and I did a California Roll . Unfortunately my spine snapped and now I'm disabled. Along with that.. Luca stole our shoes.

California Roll by Boba Gumb April 11, 2016

California Roll 

V.

1. The act of slightly slowing down while rolling up to a stop sign, then, without actually stopping, quickly accelerating.

2. A sushi roll which is comprised of avocado, crab imitation meat, and other sushi fillers. It is rolled so the rice is on the outside. It is very popular among uncultured white people who have a disgust for raw fish and asian food in general, but still want to feel authentic when eating sushi.

Ex 1:

Driver: I don't like stopping at stop signs, I just California Roll right through them.
Cop: Alright, I'm going to be suspending your driver's license for the next three years.

Ex 2:
Whitey #1: Wanna eat Sushi tonight?
Whitey #2: Bruh, raw fish? That's stuff's disgusting.

Whitey #1: It's okay, we can get California rolls.
Whitey #2: Hell yeah! I love authentic asian food. *winks*

California Roll by masterjand January 15, 2019

California Cunt Roll

A person from California who is the worst.

See obnoxious, smug, rude.

"Last night at the party I was talking about how I wanted to climb a mountain someday and Whitney kept rudely interrupting me and was gatekeeping hiking."
"What a California cunt roll!"

California Cunt Roll by votme October 4, 2018

california pizza roll

While giving anal outdoors in the summer, you donkey punch her so hard, she spews liquid shit everywhere, resembling an exploded pizza roll.

Ayo girl, want a california pizza roll?

california pizza roll by BabyWhiteSeal May 10, 2016

California Cinnamon Roll 

When you put it in a girl's butt until she poops in the shape of a cinnamon roll then you put some icing on that shit with your load

I gave that bitch the California Cinnamon Roll and made her eat it.

California Cinnamon Roll by Thekingofnut January 4, 2017