Jonathan Troy Calderon

The greatest man you will ever meet. He's super hot,. He's the best lover anyone could ever have. He's found his Emily, so other girls need to hop off. He has the most gorgeous deep brown eyes, that Emily gets lost in every time she dares gaze into them. He's an extremely gernerous person. He's a great friend, and he's extremely loyal. He's intelligent. He's strong. He's artistic. He has gorgeous collar bones. His hands are sexy as hell. He takes your breath away, and his smile makes you melt. He can be shy, but always respectful. He looks good in everything. He's a complete sweatheart. He's adorable beyond words. He's sexy. He's a passionate lover. He's an amazing kisser. He's trustworthy. He's a good fucker. He's gullable. He's great in bed. He's creative. He's artistic. He can make you laugh at any given point. And he's all mine.

I love you, Jonathan Troy Calderon. (:

by emilyhoskins03 December 7, 2010

Calgersnow

Snow that arrives leading up to and during the summer season in areas that are meant to be warm.

Derived from Calgary Alberta's ridiculously stupid weather patterns.

"I can't believe it's June! Time to go sun tanning!" -- looks out window to discover snow pouring outside -- "... frig. The Calgersnow started."

by Miss Mcgillicutty May 13, 2009

Calogero

AN Italian stallion he wont let you down in hockey and soccer a good friend.

Hes such a Calogero he must be nice

by Geja24 December 10, 2019

calderon

someone who laughs and jokes with you then stabs you in the back to get you in trouble

I used be friends with that guy until he pulled a calderon. Next thing you know i lost my job

by the w1zard July 29, 2011

Fangte calero

Type of passionate sex that involves pleasuring each other tenderly and very sensually

Fangte Calero is very effective if you want to make your boyfriend/girlfriend go into an orgasm they will orgasm very fast! ahhhh.. the wonders of Fangte Calero

by Omaryillis October 30, 2010

javier calderon

An amazingly hot person
ex: a Javier Calderon can get anything they want if they try hard especially women

My freind Javier Calderon got the hottest girl yesterday he also got a job working at epic games

by add dangrousman3570 on fortnit November 13, 2018

Brandon Calderon

he’s a guy that’s forever loyal to you no matter what, he’s the type of person to be there for you when you need him, a shoulder to cry on, etc. i personally love brandon calderon so very much. he’s really cute and is know to have the most day dreaming eyes. everyone needs a brandon

i love brandon calderon
brandon calderon helped me out today
brandon calderon is the nicest guy i know

by Anonymous Person lolol May 31, 2023