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caillou

Caillou is a 4yr old boy who does not ever seem to age he is a bratty kid that always gets his way and does not deserve any hair. In French caillou translates to bald noot.
Person: ugh your so annoying

Person2: your such a fucking caillou
by BALD NOOT September 5, 2017
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Caillou

A lil boy that has a dead brain and has an inverted penis.he also has cancer
Caillou is a shit
Caillou fucks his mom
by Ueuehdu March 11, 2019
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Caillou

A children's show featuring an aggressive bald kid who is easily irritated and agitated when things don't go his way.
Caillou made me search for my virginity.
by Pro December 28, 2004
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Caillou gets grounded

Here is how a typical Caillou gets Grounded video goes:

Caillou: I am going to (Insert some kind of random action, such as going to Chuckie Cheese's, or eating cereal).

Caillou does said action, and then his parents, and sometimes Rosie appear.

Caillou's parents: Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh, Caillou! How dare you (Insert said action)! That's it! You are grounded, grounded, grounded, for (Insert random extremely long number)! Go to your room, right now.

Caillou: (While walking to room)W a a A a a a Aa a a Aa a a a A a!
10 year old: I am going to make a Caillou gets grounded video, because Caillou sucks!
by Mrs. Potato 101 March 24, 2022
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Caillou

Ugh, he’s that whiny bald kid on PBS that teaches kids how to be assholes.
I bet 100 bucks his mom is chugging down some vodka every night
Caillou: MoMmEeE cAn i gEt a ChErrY oN mY iCecreAm?!?
Mom: Well we actually don’t hav-
Cailllou: NOOOO MOMMY AHHHHHRGhjjreREEER
British Narrator: Caillou was upset because he really wanted a cherry on his ice cream
by bubble.chald January 16, 2020
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Caillou

A whiny, bratty, short, annoying, stupid, crappy freaking 2 year old on a freakin annoying pointless tv show that I hope has ended.
Never in your life's do you ever want to be a caillou, because then everyone will hate you and want to kill you.
by Troll_monkey_(got.u.so.gud) November 7, 2016
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caillou

A fucked up kid's show about a spoiled little turd who gets upset when he doesn't get his way.
If Caillou was real, I'd kill him.
by BklynKnight March 6, 2005
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