This is the type of shit that comes out and drops into the toilet right before, or as the water is flushing in the circular motion down the toilet. Score one for smell mitigation...
Was at the hotel the other night after I ate that heavy ass burger and greasy fries, and had to take a 3 a.m.'er. Luckily, I was able to shit out a buzzer beater so as not to wake up the neighbors from the smell that nasty fucker could've produced! Still had to spray some Lysol though...
by crispyknockakilla4EVA November 25, 2023
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Ashley: I think I'm pregnant!?!?
John: How is that possible? I got a vasectomy two weeks ago?
Ashley: It must be a buzzer beater baby.
John: How is that possible? I got a vasectomy two weeks ago?
Ashley: It must be a buzzer beater baby.
by jamescmcnutt December 12, 2018
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"Jacob won the Science Fair with the project he ONLY STARTED LAST NIGHT?!?!? That boy's a Buzzer Beater Genius!!"
by TheSiegeMachine March 24, 2018
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Jim: “Hey John, how are things going with that girl you’re talking to? Moving on to the next step yet?”
John: “Not good. Another buzzer beater fuck up and I’m back to nothing”
John: “Not good. Another buzzer beater fuck up and I’m back to nothing”
by welfare.wayne February 24, 2022
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by CATALYST O.S. June 8, 2023
Get the Buzzer Beater Dick mug.After eating copious amounts of Taco Bell/Mexican food and having to shit extremely bad, right as your ass comes in contact with the toilet seat the shit flies out, nearly missing the bathroom floor.
Oh god, I'm going to have to have a Taco Bell Buzzer Beater if I have one more bite of this burrito.
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