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Peanut butter jelly sandwich 

When your girl is on her period so you just put some peanut butter on your dick
Sorry honey I’m on my period” “it’s ok we can make a peanut butter jelly sandwich”

peanut butter jelly sandwich 

The result of an feceal infected pussy from fucking "bi" sexual men, dickheads that don't wash or shitskins.
In Africa they probably have so many diseases from the idiot shitskins making to many peanut butter jelly sandwiches with the dumb bitches.

Peanut butter jelly sandwich 

When your girl is on her period so you just put some peanut butter on your dick
Sorry honey I’m on my period” “it’s ok we can make a peanut butter jelly sandwich”

Peanut Butter Jelly Sandwich

The ‘Peanut Butter Jelly Sandwich’ is a sexual term. Not so much a position, but a sequence of sexual events. Something that turns into a once a month ritual.

The ‘Peanut Butter Jelly Sandwich’ is a sexual act of fucking your partner when she’s on her period; Then having anal sex involving poop, following with spreading such mixture on both of her feet, rubbing them together and sucking her toes.

Fuck it, have a footjob while you’re at it.

This also can be replicated on boobs. And also include mayo and sausage variations.
“Babe can we make a peanut butter jelly sandwich tonight?” *wink wink*

Peanut butter jelly sandwich 

When you fuck your girlfriend in the ass while she really needs to shit and then you cum in her ass and after you pull out it goes all over her ass cheeks making a peanut butter jelly sandwich
Bro last night my girlfriend needed to shit while we were having sex and after I nutted it all came out making a peanut butter jelly sandwich

peanut butter and crack sandwich 

A delicious delicousy created by the world's favorite base-head, Tyrone Biggums. This glorious concoction consists of one part crack cocaine(mostly likely several rocks knowing Tyrone), Two pieces of bread(definently white, as Crackheads do not believe in whole-grain, and finally a generous portion of peanut butter.
Mrs. Biggums: "And what would you like for lunch today Tyrone?
"
Tyrone: "A Peanut Butter and Crack Sandwich!!!! And could I trouble You for a Redballs too Mama???"