break my finger (off) in his butt

(When one's offer of help has been rebuffed) to take offence and therefore actively endeavour to worsen a situation.

I tried to help Brian out, but he was just really rude to me. So I decided to break my finger (off) in his butt. Bloody bastard!

by TaNeaGrafika April 19, 2008

crusty finger fungus butt

school yard taunt. Denotes the person is icky

"that Tommy is a crusty finger fungus butt"

by Peter Rothe March 6, 2008

break my finger (off) in his butt

(From SE Asian 'New English'.) When one's offer of help has been rebuffed, to take offence and thereupon actively endeavour to worsen a situation (out of spite).

I tried to help Brian out, but he was just really rude to me. So I decided to break my finger (off) in his butt.

If he doesn't appreciate all my advice and hard work, I will just break my finger (off) in his butt.

by TaNeaGrafika April 20, 2008

finger-up-the-butt

A descriptive sentence describing something really gay or weird, like a fucked up fetish.

Weird Gay Guy: Wanna come to a sausage fest at my place? We'll be in my basement, my mom will bring us pizza.

Other Guy: Hell no! That sounds Finger-Up-the-Butt to me!

by pain77888g August 9, 2016

two-fingered butt saw

The placement of index and middle finger into another persons anal cave, and moving them in a back and forth "saw" motion.

Dude if you don't cut the attitude I will have to break out the two-fingered butt saw and give you an adjustment.

by Lt. One-Eye September 30, 2006

Finn the Butt

Heartbreaker, rude little pig, blond.

OMG ITS FINN THE BUTT!!! HE BROKE MY HEART!!!! :(((

by Galaxy.Slime February 8, 2017

finger butt call

an unintentional call made on a cell phone while doing something else (looking for a number,checking a message)

"who was that"
"oh, it was my mom. she was trying to take a picture and she finger butt called me.

by candy handy September 20, 2009