bumrat

A rat that lives in the anus of every living being. They have extreamly large testicles which protrude from their underarms, and under developed legs, which causes them to walk on their enormous butt cheeks. A bumrat will happily eat the sharp bits in your poo and dance to dirty 70's disco music. If your bumrat dies, you die.

The french in the 100 years war fired their bumrats at the ememy, not realizing how vunerable they were when their bumrats were slain.

by Dicksmoker April 21, 2008

bumfart

an idiotic person, someone who does silly things

don't eat at MacDonalds, you bumfart!

by Avoura December 3, 2005

Bumface

The best insult in the world, can be used against anyone, in any context.

Mum: Skirt's a bit short honey, you don't want boys getting the wrong idea now do you?

Me: PISS OFF YOU SILLY BUMFACE

by willowpillow June 15, 2010

bumface

One with a bum for a face

Steve is a bumface. His face resembles some kind of bum.

by iamthebest001 August 18, 2005

Bumcat

A person who dresses in the manner of an alley cat if they were to where clothes.

"Bumcat" outdated clothes, holey faded shirts, shoes from the dollar store. Brands you never heard of.

by The Kiddz August 17, 2010

Bumface

One who smells of poo or who bears the shape of a bum on their chin. Can also be used as a term of endearment for smelly or annoying friends.

Loving friend: Hi Catty, how are you on this fine day?

Catty: Oh, hi bumface, not too bad thanks innit!

by davemceldontstop September 19, 2009

bumhatch

Someone with a gaping arse hole.

As with the word wizards sleeve but slightly larger in size.

"Steve, I was watching a pr0n0 last night, you wouldn't have believed the size of the bumhatch on this bird!"

Or........

"I bet she has a bumhatch and a half!"

by Andy and Dave July 20, 2006