Summer bryant

the hottest chick to ever excist. all the guys want her and most of the girls are jealous of her. her best friend is practicaly the hottest guy in school. she's smart, funny, nice, and the most beautiful girl to ever be created by two humans. her personality is awesome and she's always the life of the party. she doesnt use what she has to her advantage which makes her THAT much desirable. she doesnt act like a rich, snobby full of her self bitch, and her personality is like a rock star. whoever gets to marry summer bryant will be the luckiest man on earth. GOD, i luv french girls...

dude, whos that angel walking down the street?
oh, thats summer bryant.

by lajshdfloaeh February 22, 2005

Sloppy jalopy Bryant

When you cum in someone’s mouth then shake their head to froth it up , then they spit it in your ass , you then proceed to squish the goop in your ass , this is when a friend comes in the room to lick the remaining splooge out of your asshole.

Hey bro my friend and I did a sloppy jalopy Bryant with some random chick we picked up in the club last weekend

by Sizzledhousecat May 30, 2021

Bryan Stowed on

To get Bryan Stowed on. To get beat relentlessly by Mexican gang members at a parking lot for a Los Angeles team. It could be the Lakers, Clippers, or Dodgers. Most notable for Dodgers parking lot. When you get beat up by LA gang members in a parking lot you have been "Bryan Stowed" on.

guy 1: shit man I got bryan stowed on outside of staples center for not rooting for the lakers. a pack of mexican gang members beat me unconscious and robbed me.

guy 2: damn man what can you do, mexicans are gonna be mexicans man, just try to bring a lakers or dodgers jersey next time for when you walk back to your car you wont get bryan stowed on

by Feces/sp/ July 26, 2011

Bryan Stars

A slimy snake who steals money from people. Often makes up sexual skits for younger people to make videos about. You may have heard of him from his interviews or his past collab channel called My Digital Escape (MDE)with Johnnie Guilbert Alex Dorame Jordan Sweeto Kyle David Hall Jeydon Wale and Shannon Taylor. He used them to get to teenagers and promote sexual activity while getting funds from tours that literally have no meaning. Also has some shit EP out (don't buy)

Fangirl 1- "Wow have you heard Mde broke up:'( "

Fangirl 2- " Yes its because that snake Bryan Stars kicked them out because he only wanted money and views"

Fangirl 1- "Wow that's selfish, no wonder they broke up"

by panic!atthechemicalhorizon October 26, 2016

Bryan Speck

A legendary man of myth who makes God's deeds look like child play. It is not possible to kill this man because his mere presence of awesomeness can destroy anything that comes near him. He fell from the heavens and killed all the dinosaurs through the act of fucking and everything in the Smithsonian Mueseum of History is a monument of everything Bryan Speck has destroyed with his penis.

Bryan Speck once used his massive dick to bat away meteors and said, "Your Jupiter's problem now."

Bryan Speck once drank a barrel of LSD and took a three month long nap. When he woke up he said, "a\All in all I prefer gin."

The Guiness Book of World Records has rejected all of Bryan Specks submissions because they felt it was not possible to survive a jump into the Atlantic Ocean from the Moon.

by Bryan Speck's Minion December 13, 2009

bryan santos

Bryan Santos is that one gay kid in your school who tries to act straight

You know That gay kid Bryan Santos?
He’s gay?
I think

by Rheidufvdd October 20, 2019

Bryan Sullivan

Basically a serial killer. Also sucks at arguments. Also doesn't have dick skin.

Bryan Sullivan- "Wow, did you hear that Brian Sullivan guy got caught by the FBI?"
"Yeah, I also heard he doesn't have cock skin but lies about it to make himself feel better about his lack of dick skin"

by mirder January 29, 2018