brownstoner

One who finds recreation in shitting his pants while high.

Billy had both run out of money and clean pants due to his life as a brownstoner.

by jaketheblacksnake August 22, 2011

brownstoned

Getting invited to a dinner party at a well-connected person's house and waking up groggy in bed with a naked underaged girl (or boy) for blackmailing purposes.

Jeeves was a political maverick as a junior congressman until he was brownstoned early in his term.

by Mister Brownstoned November 1, 2019

bronstonism

A holy religion where remy the rat is god (also known as the rat from the hit show ratatouille) in the religion bronstonism you must marry someone with the taken name of bronston, if you do not you will be an outlaw and should go die. If your name is Megan or Katie or molly you CAN NOT JOIN BRONSTONISM. Anyways join to be accepted you must say the holy prayer 🙏🏻

“Remy the ratatouille the rat of all our dreams, we praise you oh holy rat may the world remember your name . BRONSTON”

I LOVE BRONSTONISM ITS SOOO GOOD YOU SHOULD JOIN NOW

by IM GOD AHHAHAH BERRY MUCH POG November 24, 2020

Charles Bronsoned

The act of getting owned hardcore. Very hardcore.

Dude: "I warned you!"
Charles Bronson shoots a grenade at Dude, blowing him up.

Bystander 1: "Dude, did you see that guy?"
Bystander 2: "No, what happened?"
Bystander 1: "Fuckin'...he got CHARLES BRONSONED!"

by H.G. Pennypacker May 20, 2008

Brownstown

The most Gangersterest part of PA, besides Philly, and is home to The PA Gang Bang. Also know as B-Town by many locals and non-locals. Aside from the Corn everything there is dangerous or deadly. The Amish people in the area are very violoent towards the non-Amish, especially the ones who take there pictures, they also make voodoo dolls for the ones they hate and set them on fire. The second most deadly thing in Brownstown is the manure, it is soo pungent that one wift can knock you out, or make you want to run for the foot hills. The Most Dangerous part of Brownstown is the Turkey Hill, where the PA Gang Bang hangs out and if your there at the wrong time you could end up in a fight or they could shoot you with their AK 47s. When the PA Gang Bang isn't at the Turkey Hill, they're on top of some of Brownstowns' biggest hill rolling rocks down at cars and throwing rock at little school girls/ang or shooting them with water guns. There have been 2 solved murders there, one with the local waitress killing her boyfriend and one with a man killing his whole family with a Hammer.

Sam:Hey im having a party at my house wanna come
Nina:Oh where do you live?
Sam: Brownstown its only a few minutes from Lancaster
Nina: hell no. I'm going there; I don't wanna die

by JV T. Dot December 11, 2008

Braunstone BBQ

Where a police car is set on fire with the police officers still inside. Usualy seen around the Braunstone estates and offen caused by 'chavs'

"you coming to braunstone park for the firework display? I hear they are having a braunstone bbq"

"ey you see those coppers over there? they tried to nick me for stealing from the shires the other day, lets bbq em"

by slim_glf September 15, 2007

bronstonism

A holy religion where remy the rat is god (also known as the rat from the hit show ratatouille) in the religion bronstonism you must marry someone with the taken name of bronston, if you do not you will be an outlaw and should go die. If your name is Megan or Katie or molly you CAN NOT JOIN BRONSTONISM. Anyways join to be accepted you must say the holy prayer 🙏🏻

“Remy the ratatouille the rat of all our dreams, we praise you oh holy rat may the world remember your name . BRONSTON”

I LOVE BRONSTONISM ITS SOOO GOOD YOU SHOULD JOIN NOW

by IM GOD AHHAHAH BERRY MUCH POG November 24, 2020