Charlie Hash-browns

A self satisfying sexual act where one takes their finger(s), usually the index finger, and massages the ring of their butt-hole in a circular fashion. Being sure to never actually penetrate the butt-hole to avoid any homosexual suspicions. Due to the fact there is no penetration implies that the person giving them selves some Charlie Hash-browns is in fact straight, unless other data presents itself.

also referred to as simply 'hash-browns'

Cameron: ...are you fingering your butthole?

Notneal: Naw man i aint gay, i'm just giving myself some charlie hash-browns.

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Jack: so i was hash-browning myself the other day, and after i was done my finger kind of smelled like sweet potatoes.

by Cookie Limps March 27, 2010

Hash Brown Paella

The delectable brunch invented in San Francisco combining both hash browns and paella. At its basic level, this delicacy is made the same way as the traditional paella, substituting the rice for hash browns. Add two eggs over-easy on top for the full effect.

Dan can cook up a mean hash brown paella, too bad Kelly has no clue.

by Dnml August 7, 2007

Mc Hash Brown

The act of having sex with a girl where you lay your dick out on the bed. The girl than menstruates her period blood on your cock showing a direct correlation of when Morgan Spurlock put fancy ketchup on his has brown in the documentary Super Size Me.

Bro I am the virginity thief because she didn't know what a Mc Hash Brown is.

by AN0SEater March 21, 2020

Hash Brown Points

Brownie Points, but when you're fucked out of your mind.

What's it called when you do something for an imaginary reward? Wasn't it called Hash Brown Points or something?

by AsumiFuck you December 10, 2020

chocolate Hash brown

The act of eating hash brownies out of a black females vagina and then pucking it onto her chest as she licks it up.

" dude i just did a chocolate hash brown to sheniqua"-bob
"ughh thats grows did she like it"-chance
" ya it was her idea"-bob

by Chance Blowers December 6, 2010

Hash Brown Earlobes

When someones earlobes are tastily triangular, such of that as a hash brown you'd so much love to nibble on . Often abbreviated to HBEL.

Larry your Hash brown earlobes look too irresistible today . wheres the ketchup?

by i like cats called ewan September 14, 2011

hash brown paella

A horrid mixture of soggy fried potato, sausage, and saffron. To date, it has never been served at any restaurant. About as appetizing as a Boston pancake.

Only a monkey would want to eat hash brown paella.

by ZeroTolerance August 10, 2007