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brooklyn tech cat 

the cat that just sits in the sidewalk hoping to get attention or food.
the boi 1: ma son did u see the brooklyn tech cat?
the boi 2:it looks gay
brooklyn tech cat by suhsgsh June 11, 2018

Brooklyn Tech Losers 

They are just kids that are try hards that have no life.

They also have no life.

Most people in Brooklyn Tech have no friends .
THEY ARE A DUMDASS.
They always act like a bitch all the time.
Alex: Hey guys

Friends: What
Alex: I got into Brooklyn tech

Friends: Good for you! Nice jobs
Alex: Fuck you bitches
Friends: calm down
Alex: screw you losers
Friends: fuck you ass hole
Alex: I am going to get some real friends.
Friends: We were trying to be nice
Friends: you are such an ass
Alex: just like all of you

Friends: we just have 3 months until the end of the year

Brooklyn Tech losers- lonely and a pain

Brooklyn Technical High School 

the only school where it is ok to play with swords in the park next to it. A school that will give you so much HW that you will have no time to watch TV. A school with so many asians that you will eventually have Asian Fever. A school where it is not hard to find fake people. A school that can make you feel like SHYT after being the top of you school in middle school. A school for the "Stuy. Rejects". A school where you can make some great freinds that can get you through all the bullshit you deal with in this school and can make it worthwhile.
Little Bobby cried for three days after finding out he was rejected by Stuyvesant but said "Fuck It, I'll Go to Brooklyn Technical High School!" there he Found that he can get so much and HW and can't even watch family guy anymore. But he became friends with Stanely and found that brooklyn tech isnt all bad

Brooklyntechification 

The action of setting a toilet on fire.
"Did you guys see that brooklyntechification in the first-floor bathroom?"