When you have your underpants pulled down and your ass put up to a water fountain. Commonly used in Bronks, Minnesota by Spooky Tony Tofu.
"Remember when we used to beat you up in the schoolyard and pull your underpants down."
"Yeah, well, No I don't remember that, actually"
"Yeah then we'd put you up to the water fountain and tell you it was a Bronks Bidet"
"Yeah, well, No I don't remember that, actually"
"Yeah then we'd put you up to the water fountain and tell you it was a Bronks Bidet"
by Ravioli Trombone July 18, 2017
Get the Bronks Bidetmug.
Get the bronk clonkstonmug. by Duane Goehring September 11, 2005
Get the soul-bronkmug. Just a very cool person you can hang around in the universe with. The Omnissiah made him his first child and dubbed him "Echoer of Machine". Sleeper of the Universe and Hydra of Machines. Awakended in the middle of the of a Galaxy named IC1101. The biggest galaxy known in our universe in the local group.
Bronks the Mighty
Bronks the Great
My homie bronks right?
Oh I know bronks! He's amazing.
Omnissiah's First Born, Bronks
Bronks the Great
My homie bronks right?
Oh I know bronks! He's amazing.
Omnissiah's First Born, Bronks
by Bronks October 17, 2020
Get the Bronksmug. friend: have you ever had a Bronk?
me: no! what is it?
friend: its when you take a shit and masturebate ate the same time!
me: cool i'll try it one time!
friend: nice brp
me: no! what is it?
friend: its when you take a shit and masturebate ate the same time!
me: cool i'll try it one time!
friend: nice brp
by savagepuspus March 5, 2018
Get the Bronkmug. 
