Bromosexual

a relationship between dudes so close that, to the outside observer, may appear homosexual.

i went for support with my bromosexual to planned parenthood because of what he stuck it in last night.

by Richard Waffle April 12, 2009

Bromosexual

A male who is straight, but isn't afraid to show love for his bros.

"Man, that kid is so gay."
"He's not gay, he's just a bromosexual."

by The West Side Westbrook September 10, 2011

Bromosexual

Man who has a friendship bordering on HOMOsexual with their best buddy.

Jill: "Hey babe, where you goin?"

Russ: "Up to work to see Zach, haven't seen him in like a week and I miss him"

Jill: "Dude, that's bromosexual."

by Blitzkrieg Betti November 11, 2011

bromosexualize

trying to hide what is evidently to most a secret gay sexual relationship being hid by pretending to be straight as possible in public:

Whoa... like cm'on dudes, when you are like telling each other how round those jeans make your asses look in the mall mirrors, like here like out in public, like dudes, that's like way past time to --oh wait 'just bromosexualize it', yea'k, dudes, haha.

by thatis August 2, 2009

Bromosexual

A man who is completely straight but who every once in a while says something about a bro that implies sexual attraction. Will often compensate by saying "No homo."

Steve- "Dude, did you grow your hair out? It looks really good. No homo."
John- "Uh, thanks?"

Later...
John- "Hey, do you think that maybe Steve is gay?"
Nick- "I don't think so; probably just a bromosexual."

by I'mAWumbologist September 20, 2011

bromosexuality

The strong almost homosexual bond bro's have. Hanging out, going to party's together, and riding around in there bromobiels, are all just examples of bro's expressing there inner bromosexuality. Bromosexual bonds are strong and bro would be willing to go through a bropacalypse for each other, and often group together to protect other bro's from hostile brogressor's.

Bro #1: hey stop eyeing my girl bro, you wanna go!?

Brogressor: even know who your dealing with!?

Bromosexuals 2,3,4,5,...: responses range from threatening the brogressor directly, bringing attention to the conflict and telling the original bro that they "got yo back man" repeatedly

Brogressor: ow yo a buncha bromosexuals, get yo bromosexuality outa my face.

by michaelrulesyou May 2, 2013

Bromosexuality

The art of Bros being Bros. Bromosexuality is not to be confused with homosexuality. They are two very very very very very and again i stress very different thngs. All Bros know that a Bro should obide by the simple rules of Bromosexuality. Any good Bro allways fallows the Ancient Broheeshian philosophy of Bromosexuality.

The main 5 rules of bromosexuality are:
1. Bros before hos

2. When a Bro is in need help of anything, you have drop what your doing and help him out. (However, this rule is to be voided if your Bro is doing anything that doesnt involve dumping a chick.)

3. One shall not have sex with another Bro's ex, unless she is of the hotness of atleast a 7 out of 10.

4. If one of your Bros are in a fight, you are required to "get his back" and help him out, providing that your Bro has not provoked a man that is bigger or blaccker then you are.

5. Bros are to stick together through thick and thin, or until there is no more beer available on hand.

Guy 1: Wow, look at that guy, he is such a bromosexual. He's gotta be like, the master of Bromosexuality.

Guy 2: Yeah. I wish i were him.

Guy 1's lady friend: I must have his dick, like... now.

Guy 1: Thats understandable.

by The Bro Master November 3, 2010