Britland

The way you would know you spelt Britain wrong

“God I hate the britlandish” “uh don’t you mean British” “typo” “this is a live conversation you can’t say typo” *wipes forehead* “never wipe my forehead ever again”

by The britland enjoyer July 19, 2024

Britland

Home to the Britlandish people, Britland is quite the place to visit. Their national greeting is drinking a lukewarm cup of tea and spitting it out upon another person. It is mandatory that when in public you carry around a kettle (boiled or not) to be respected as a person. If you are spotted without one, people often will mistake you for a day old piece of meat and may attempt to eat you or make a roast out of you. Britland sits under the city of Londonesia and the only way in is through a very peculiar Subway. You will probably find the common Britlandish people working in the teabag mines as it is one of the only sources of income in Britland. Another common trait of a Britlandish is that you will often find their cupboards stuffed with cups of tea (Yes they may be a day old but…) because they believe it is mandatory for their lives. Britland has a fun and vibrant community with there being tea drinking competitions, TV series like HOARDERS, TEA EDITION & approximately 6 great shops to visit in Britland. 5 of which are tea stores and the other one being a tea holder shop, so you get everything. Overall, Britland is a vibrant place with nice people that will grand you with open arms?

Dude I fucking hate the Britlandish! Wait do you mean the British? NOOOOO!!

by Britland Hater July 19, 2024

Brizandt

Bossier Frac Pimp.
B-Mac.
Petroleum Engineer as referred to by Rizobin.

Brizandt, did you update the Frac Schedule yet?

by Rizobin May 12, 2003

Britanatic

Britanatic-Noun-Brit-A-Na-tic.

1A Major,Crazy,Infatuated,Obessed,Loveing,Britney Spears Fan.

This Person Has Every Britney Album,Most Often Of The Homosexual Comunity.

Britanatics Know Britneys Peoples Jobs Too.


Active Reader Of
www.breaththeheavy.com

MOM-And How Much Are Brintey's Toxic Vip Tickets?

Britanatic-.....735$.

Mom-You Are Such A Britanatic.

by Britanatic Craven March 18, 2009

Brillanity

An Idea that is so brilliant that it must of come from someone who is insane.

Something that is both incredibly intelligent yet crazy at the same time, like the story line of most Macgyver episodes.

The people who write Jack Ass must suffer from major brillanity.

The brillanity of todays world makes me want to drink but buy expensive things.

by Xristopher Cringle February 22, 2011

Britlan

amazing, gorgeous, perfect, beautiful, inspiration, strength. a muse. everything you could ever want in a friend. way out of your league. way out of every bodies league. her voice is cute, has a great sense of humor and great taste in music. someone you wish you could spend the rest of your life with. she is the sun as it rises and the moon at night. she turns your heart to an ocean and your eyes see galaxies when shes near. just her touch can heal any bad day. and to be kissed is an honor. when she looks at you, you melt. you long for her embrace. she is intoxicating. an addiction only death can end. she is a masterpiece, one of a kind.

when i think of gorgeous i think of britlan

by joecoolsays May 6, 2013

brioland

(Verb:) To Brioland someone ---you must 1st be a male jew. After a long night of drinking a male becomes belligerent and aggressively will insult his partner. After an hour of fighting the female will have enough and begin to get upset. At this point the male offer buttsex at the worst possible time. While the female is dumbfounded and confused the male's Jewness will kick in and he will steal the nearest drink to him, which will usually be the females while running his hands through his Jew hair. Then pass out somewhere after laughing at his action profusely...

Hey bro, don't brioland her, she seems like a nice girl that you may want to keep around...

by Mclovin' , Fogel July 31, 2016