Teleport Bread

Soldier from the computer game Team Fortress 2, said the phrase in Expiration Date made by Valve. "I have done nothing but |teleport bread| for 3 days".

For example, it's used in memes for example: "I teleported breaad!!", "I teleported bread", "Teleport Bread", etc.

by Fishyyz January 8, 2021

Breaching

When your poop is so large that it breaks the surface tension of the water from below. (similar in concept to how a whale or a submarine “breaches” the water)

Dude, that was the biggest turd of my life! Look! It’s even breaching!

by The Brof3ssor November 8, 2020

Baby, I'm Gonna Butta Yo Bread

What happens after you drop your coat and grab your toes, cause that's where the wild goose goes.

From the movie "Super Troopers"

"Oh god please don't shoot me I'm naked."
"Drop your coat & grab your toes."
"I'm sorry, what?"
"I'm gonna show you where the wild goose goes."
"Oh no this isn't happening."
"Baby, I'm gonna butta yo bread"

by Not A Pirate December 27, 2012

Buttered the bread

To have an exceptionally smooth landing.

Pilot: Damn, that was an awesome landing! I buttered the bread on that one. *proceeds to pat himself on the back*

by Tman15 April 18, 2017

Breacher

it's a Class in other games.. supposedly wielding Pump Actions shotguns, Lever action shotguns, or ETC.
RL: it's a Soldier with Shotguns, however pump actions. EX: Remington 870, Mossberg 590, or even.. SPAS-12.

they are used to Breach doors, anything that's breakable.
Shotgunner but.. "FBI OPEN UP"

Remember kids, don't "Breach" anything

Breacher: *breaks/breachs door with shotguns*
the Enemy/Insurgent: Oh no guys, they're Breaching- *gets hit by a door that's Breaked/Breached*
the other Insurgent/Enemy: NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE SO MUCH NOPE!

Specialist and other Riflemans/Soldiers: get wrecked, bozos
Shotgunner: bro made a meme called "FBI OPEN UP" 💀

by JaredPogis June 17, 2023

Garlic Bread

The asexual agenda. We want nothing else.

Basically, a buttery bread with garlic that is the official food of the asexuals.

Person 1: Yeah sex is cool and all, but have you ever tried garlic bread?
Person 2: You're ace, aren't you.
Person 1: No shit sherlock.

by Supernova508 September 28, 2020

breadcake bum

A woman with a wide flat ass that's hard slightly tanned and crusty on top of her ass cheeks then pale flakey white at the bottom of the butt, always has her thong sticking out with full on builders crack smiling at you

Dam that girl need to pull up her jeans or lose some weight shes showing her breadcake bum

by realtalk81 February 3, 2015