A halfway brandon

The act of taking a shit and when an exceptionally large turd is half way out of the asshole and the person themself or another person such as a friend pushes it back up your asshole

Man, I was feeling lonely so I called up my friend and he gave me a halfway Brandon

Sarah was feeling pretty kinky so I shoved a turd back up her asshole for sexual pleasure

by Thebigpenis May 26, 2018

Brandon a

A small, imp-like homophobic gay that always has dry cum on his chin.

“Did u see what he did to her? That’s what I call giving a good Brandon a birthmark!”

by AlexLibro October 29, 2018

Brandon A

A italian boy who gets all the ladies and has a shrimp but really sexy

I’m great and cool I’m a Brandon A

by cool dude RI Ree December 13, 2021

Brandon A. Walker

Brandon A Walker is a gay boy in the closet secretly in love with Jonathan Chukwueke at PHS. He is on the soccer team and looks in the stands for Jonathan each game.

Brandon A. Walker LOVES boys
Brandon A. Walked gets pecked on weekends

by BrandonAWalkerthegayboy December 27, 2023

Chuck a Brandon

To go into a hissy fit or stop working correctly, usely performed by computers or iPads, it began in Europe with a woman named Grace Cinnel, who's ex, Brandon Smith, was extremely bad with iPads and repeatedly made them crash, so she adopted the phrase, Don't chuck a Brandon.

Person 1 - "I just started downloading My Little Pony!"
iPad - "I'm afraid I can't let you do that..."
Person 2 - "Oh God! It's gonna chuck a Brandon!"

by Tastytqsty May 9, 2014

Pulling a brandon

When one of your close friends starts dating the girl you like. Can also be known as pulled a Brandon or Brandoning someone.

Yo I heard Jeff started pulling a Brandon yesterday and started dating Tiffany even tho i liked her.

by SeñorPancakes July 27, 2020

a brandon

Doing a brandon comes down to one of 2 scenarios 1. being too soft to partake in anything which may raise your heart rate sightly. Or 2. Being a selfish lazy cunt that is unable to enjoy new things or the outdoors.

Might do a brandon tonight and stay in all night.

by Alibaba2k21 February 23, 2021