Dick/Brain parallel

Not a parallel.

Hym "And the reason it's not actually parallel is thus: If you take me and a fat-cock and you cut both of our dicks off... One of us changes and the other does not. Also know as the dicktelligence false equivalence, the Dick/Brain parallel is not real."

by Hym Iam March 2, 2025

Dick and Bail

A one-night stand. To fuck 'em and leave 'em.

Friend 1: "ay brah, how'd that date go?"
Friend 2: "cheya, gave 'em the ol' dick and bail!"

by Shitnibbler May 27, 2019

dick in brain

When someone thinks too highly of themself.

“Betty I know you think I’m hot.”
“Jesus Chad, get you have dick in brain syndrome.”

by zzawesomeness June 5, 2018

Dick on the brain

A reference used to describe a person who constantly thinks about penis.

Rob: "You know Tom, i find he constantly thinks about penis."

Luke: "You could say he has dick on the brain."

by Robwhite March 7, 2009

braindick

The act of misleading the actual content by showing/submitting pictures of girls. For example, the thumbnails on youtube showing girls while the content itself does not include anything of the picture.

These braindicking assholes!

by A round rectangular triangle June 10, 2014

Braindick

Walking around like a cocky motherfucker showing off your brain like it is a big ass dick you are throwing in peoples faces.

That asshole has such a braindick

by krillia April 19, 2018