juice box blowjob

The act of blowing air through the straw in a juice box and then juice proceeds to shoot out of the straw.

Capri Suns are the best to give juice box blowjobs to. When you blow air into them they will ejaculate back juice

by wertyvv September 11, 2011

Juice Box

Another word for douche bag, jerk, or ass hole. Instead of saying douche bag, you can say Juice Box to avoid getting in trouble with teachers or parents. Also works around little children; they have no idea what you are saying, so it stops them from repeating the word or asking questions...

BOB: Dude! Ted just made me do the rest of his shift!
BILL: What a Juice Box!
(child is wide eyed in confusion and slowly walks away)

by Tarabear001 August 12, 2011

Da Juice Box

euphamism for a womans lady parts

Yo son its Valentines day. I got some roses, champagne and some strawberries, I'm definitly gettin Da Juice Box tonight

by Da215BigBen February 13, 2010

Juice box

its not that hard a juice box is a little carton of juice with juice in it..
seriously/

mum can u have a juice box for lunch
yes, yes u can

by yummbo November 5, 2008

juice box

A juice box.
the bestest way to drink your juice.

ex. HiC Fruit Punk -Juice box.

D:"Hey Kenny, do you like juice boxes?"
K:"No?"
D:"Well i like juice boxes!"
K:"Okay, i like juice boxes.."
D:"And the world was happy!!"

by [D] January 29, 2008

Juice Box

A juice box is a small rectangular container that people use a straw to drink juice out of, but in slang, it means a guy that cums from being teabagged.

Valerie: I'll bet Eddy over there would really love this fat mouth around his cock.

Jill: Not really, but he is a Juice Box.

Valerie: What the hell does that mean?

Jill: Blowjobs don't do anything for him, but he'll nut hard on your face if you suck his balls.

by Skorpious July 17, 2020

juice box day

the day all white girls band together and talk about how skinny and flat they are

“hey sarah”
“hey kelly”
“it’s juice box day, you look so skinny!”

by coobycoo January 26, 2022