(n) To be wildly infatuated with someone who does or indeed often does not feel the same way about you emotionally where the infatuation has solely arisen due to boredom with one's own life and not out of any logical or rational thought as to whether or not it makes sense to go out with 'the boredom crush'.
For true boredom crush cases little gestures should be taken out of context and heart ache should occur wherever and whenever possible.
For true boredom crush cases little gestures should be taken out of context and heart ache should occur wherever and whenever possible.
Veronica - "I've got a boredom crush on Paul and I haven't slept for sixteen days!"
Blaize - "My boredom crush Blake still hasn't text me back yet and I text him half an hour ago!"
Blaize - "My boredom crush Blake still hasn't text me back yet and I text him half an hour ago!"
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Get the Boredom Crush mug.related in meaning to narb, this is a more specific variety of boner which occurs when a person is so tired and/or bored that to increase blood flow and activity level, the body acquires an erection as a form of stimulant to heighten alertness
"So anyway, I was sitting around, you know, not doing anything, like watchin VH-1 or somethin gay like that, then all of the sudden, I get this thick boredom boner. It was alright, though, because it forced me to move around and adjust my junk. After that I actually went to the bank and grocery shopping. What a productive day, if only for that boredom boner..."
by XyourXworstXnightmareX January 25, 2005
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by Kira Merketo March 16, 2009
Get the Boredoom mug.When you get so bored at work that you spring wood. This actually makes it worse because now you have to sit there and still have nothing to do. However you can't get up to roam the office in search of killing the boredom due to your raging hard-on. These tend to last longer than regular boners.
I'm so f'ing bored sitting here but I can't get up to roam because everyone in the office will see my Boredom Boner. Shit I'm bored.
by Terryho April 5, 2013
Get the Boredom Boner mug.A student institution observable during university holidays. Boredom naps are the result of withdrawal from the student lifestyle and are an established method of avoiding scheduled work. Often used to bridge the gap between your 2am bedtime and 2pm morning alarm, boredom naps are a way of whiling away the hours before it is acceptable to go to bed again.
John: "What've you been up to today mate?"
Rob: "Not a lot. Woke up at 2. Mum made me lunch. Had a boredom nap. Mum made me dinner. Now I'm on Facebook."
John: "Ah, standard."
Rob: "Not a lot. Woke up at 2. Mum made me lunch. Had a boredom nap. Mum made me dinner. Now I'm on Facebook."
John: "Ah, standard."
by W****R April 22, 2011
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Get the Boredism mug.A highly infectious disease that is caused by:
Being without communication
Only having a small amount of friends
Refreshing your social web pages
Doing everything over again and again and again
Oblivious on what to do and
Maybe being stuck in the middle of no ware.
when having this disease it is hard to get rid of because there is no cure apart from 1 which is by having a social life (or the very rare case of some of your friends actually being online)
Being without communication
Only having a small amount of friends
Refreshing your social web pages
Doing everything over again and again and again
Oblivious on what to do and
Maybe being stuck in the middle of no ware.
when having this disease it is hard to get rid of because there is no cure apart from 1 which is by having a social life (or the very rare case of some of your friends actually being online)
by Heroesnofan January 24, 2010
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