A penis, irregardless of size, with highly volatile and extremely explosive ejaculatory properties. The current mortality rates for women whom allow said eruption to occur inside of the vaginal canal is 49%. There is a 73% chance of tissue damage and a 100% chance of internal bruising at the very least. Mortality rates for those attempting to take the burst orally jumps to 92%. It is not advised to ever let the eruption occur internally as there are 1.4 million projectiles speeding away from the penis at an average speed of 590 feet per second, though the current record is mach 1. Anyone with a penis that may be classified as a boomstick is required to have it registered for it's lethal abilities.
by Pregnant Camel April 17, 2010
Get the Boomstickmug. by The Return of Light Joker March 7, 2012
Get the boomstickmug. Weapon that Chuck Greene uses from Dead Rising 2.
He obtains the combo card once he has reached level 40 or by defeating psychopath mechanic Jed Wright in Case 0.
It's a Mossberg shotgun with a pitchfork taped to it and it kills zombie by attaching the pitchfork and letting the shotgun rip!!!
He obtains the combo card once he has reached level 40 or by defeating psychopath mechanic Jed Wright in Case 0.
It's a Mossberg shotgun with a pitchfork taped to it and it kills zombie by attaching the pitchfork and letting the shotgun rip!!!
Person 1: Look check me out on Dead Rising 2, I am using the Boomstick!
Person 2: Did you get it from Case Zero?
Person 1: No, I gained it the hard way by levelling up to 40.
Person 2: Did you get it from Case Zero?
Person 1: No, I gained it the hard way by levelling up to 40.
by Inferno986return November 28, 2010
Get the Boomstickmug. the loving description of ones weapon or in another context as ones throbbing (preferably uncircumsised) member.
by Rob Nash April 5, 2004
Get the boomstickmug. a model of a paintball gun barrel made by DYE. is one of the most popular non interchangeable barrels on the market.
by u tell me February 10, 2004
Get the Boomstickmug. a shotgun that fires when the head is impacted. used as protection from sharks by diving. also a dumbass' name for most rifles and shotguns.
a) "I killed that shark in the face with my boomstick"
b) "bubba like boomstick... boomstick make bubba happy in da pants"
b) "bubba like boomstick... boomstick make bubba happy in da pants"
by temolate May 17, 2005
Get the boomstickmug.