Bookended

To pad the start and/or end of vacation leave with sick days.
Homer bookended his vacation to Paris, by taking a sick day to pack, and a sick day to recover from jet lag.
by netstruc65 December 14, 2007
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Bookends

A shop in The University of Aberdeen which sells second-hand books. Inhabited by a range of utterly insane students who have nothing else to do with their time and make too many awkward and random jokes.
Volunteer A: Yo, you going to Bookends?

Volunteer B: Duh, what else have I got to do with my life.

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Volunteer C: When do we get the new computer system?

Volunteer D: Dude, we work at BOOKENDS; so, I'm guessing 22nd century (TBD).
by BOOKENDS!!! March 23, 2010
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bookends

Two equally obese chicks (or dudes) in close proximity, like walking down the street, sitting next to each other or blocking an aisle in the store.
Look at those bookends!
by Dezertman July 27, 2014
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bookend

A vapish dolt. An unruly sort whose behavior is often associated with staring off into space for no apparent reason, comfortable watching the grass grow, spending all day in bed looking at the ceiling.
man 1: Look at that dude over there, eatin' his fingernails and starin' at the floor.
man 2: Yea man, that dude is a bookend, ain't nothin' goin' on in his life.
by t-bow wow June 23, 2006
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bookend

noun:someone who does not ever move or change, also someone who is awkward and strange
The boys who leaved in unit e room 12 were total bookends because they never left their room
by ishmael93 September 06, 2011
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Bookends

A shot of tequila, followed by a carbomb, followed by another shot of tequila.
My friends had been drinking for two hours before I got there, so I ordered bookends to catch up.
by Golden Arms June 19, 2008
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Bookend Lols

When you're texting your friend replying with a lol, and then continue on with your own comment and/or joke, and add another lol at the end for emphasis.
Bobby: Yo did you watch last night's episode of American Crime Story? Shit was bananas.

Suraya: Lol yeah it was good, but I still hate David Schwimmer lol.

Bobby: Them bookend lols can't stop won't stop.
by ColonelMustard24 March 10, 2016
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