bonzai sledding

The act of backcountry sledding, during winter, in the woods, usually off trail, and often in the woods, where broken bones are common.

"Man I just went bonzai sledding with a bunch of suocers and I think I bruised my tail bone, and my pants grew a new bogina!"

"That's cool... you need a beer?"

"Yeah. Thanks."

by Alpha_Tom November 12, 2008

bonzai tankbuster

when a chick is laying spread eagle on a bed and a guy jumps on top of her and tries to get his dick inside of her as soon as he lands. the guy usually has a running start. note: it can be very painful if he misses. injury can cause internal bleeding and/or a broken penis

dude im still limping from when i missed that bonzai tankbuster i did on your sister last night

by iamhuskie June 11, 2006

bonzai pussy

A snatch that is as thick as the jungles of Vietnam. It is no man's land. Anything goes, and every guy for himself. Enter if you dare.

I was going to fuck this bangin chick last night until she bent over and I saw her bonzai pussy. I told her to get that zoo out of my house because the animals that could live in that thing smell like my ass after a fresh shit.

by Anonymous December 21, 2003

Bonzai kill

In a FPS game when you cook your grenade to the point where you end up blowing yourself up, and one or more of your opponents. It may be the ultimate sacrifice but few people expect you to commit suicide just to get a kill.

Pro: *player runs around corner with grenade in hand

Noob: *player starts to shoot

Pro: "FTW!!!"

BOOM!

Pro: " BONZAI KILL MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!"

by Talks Without Any Thought January 13, 2011

Bonzai skiing

Skiing when there isn't enough snow. Small tree, pine tree and plant tops (which look just like bonzai's) become apparent together with rocks. Generally bonzai skiing designates uggly snow skiing conditions.

Jim: How was the snow skiing last week?
Buddy: Very bad. Few snow, plenty of plants and rocks. Guess we had our share of Bonzai skiing.

by Frankitou January 10, 2012

Bonzai bounce to Hitler's house

Def. 1) To not know where something is, to have no clue

Def. 2) To get high on any drug, especially weed

1.) Chase: Did you see where my pen went?

Bish: Oh I saw it! It bonzai bounced to Hitler's house!

Chase: What the hell are you talking about?

Bish: I have no fucking clue where your pen went

Chase: Asshole......

Ex. 2) Dalton: Hey man, do you wanna go bonzai bounce to Hitler's house?

Cody: What?

Dalton: Go smoke some pot.

Cody: Oh. Hell Yes!

by Cheez Balls June 3, 2011

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by Bonzai Marketing November 23, 2021