bonk! bonk!

1) A word used to get on other peoples nerves.
2) When poking someone, some people say "Bonk! Bonk!"

*POKE!*
"Bonk! Bonk!"

by K-aye May 3, 2006

Bonk On

Erect Penis

"Bro, you have a bonk on"

by abbyl January 8, 2012

Bonke

A one-of-a-kind term that wholeheartedly encompasses stupidity and and insularity when spoken out loud. Popularized by a first generation Chinese-Canadian, "Bonke" is an abbreviated pseudonym that originates from its contemporary British-English slang term, "Bonkers". The term "Bonke" in of itself showcases a notable removal of "rs" from the end of the word, and is purposely intended to resemble the similar term, "monke".

An excellent example of this would be...

Thomas: "Ayy lad, you best get your arse a'lickin and skedaddle outta here."

Joseph: "Bonke"

by Mr.Kinslayer February 14, 2021

Bonked

Having a sexual relation with a teacher you had freshman year.

I heard a kid got bonked last night!

by IGotBonked August 16, 2017

bonk

whack; lame; obserd; un-cool

"Shit son, that's bonk."

by wordson January 7, 2008

Bonk

Sex with no strings attatched or a quicky with your partner.

Hey, fancy a quick bonk

by FishNeck May 29, 2008

bonk

a really long shit, the act of being on the toilet for an extremely long time

I'm going to go take a bonk.

by jadowo August 3, 2019