bonzai

v. To go bonzai: Eat a large quantity of psilocybe mushrooms and trip extremely hard for an extended period of time.

Let's get a half-O of shrooms and go bonzai!

by SkiBall January 1, 2006

bonzai

Believed by many to be the greatest adjective in existence. It has been described by linguists and etymologists as "aestethically pleasing" and "beautiful" as well as being the most highly evolved word in the English language. Recent evidence shows that the word derived from the sitcom Bonanza, which apparently sucked, unlike the word it begot.

The Spanish for bonzai is "bonzo" and the French is "bongay"

by plumpkin October 1, 2005

Bongai

When you jump on someone's head with your vagina while u yell out BONGAI, you rub furiously on the head.

Oh girl, i bongai'd ray last night, I think i ripped his face open i rubbed so hard

by HarlanJ July 31, 2006

Thirsty bonzai

When you cut you cut the girls pubic hairs like a bonzai and water it with jizz

My girlfriend was a thirsty bonzai.

by Chris D.L. June 30, 2007

bonzai

something miniscule, and, in so, incredibly cute

omg, that baby elephant is so bonzai

by Markian May 10, 2005

bongraider

actual working title of an Angelina Jolie movie had she actually entered college and toked

hey! angelina's showing her boobies on bongraider 2!

by bongraider August 10, 2009

Bonzainite

Bonzainite or Bonzai'd person, represents Canaanite adults who were essentially given a death-coma before 18. Looking very child like. Stunted growth.

Dakota Fanning looks like a Bonzainite.....

by pornstitute April 9, 2023