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smoke ma boab

to perform the art of fellatio, smoke as in a fat cuban cigar, boab scottish slang term for the trouser snake.can also be used as boab smoker a la cock sucker
hey beautiful, wanna smoke ma boab

fuck off u filthy boab smoker
by Kell fae September 16, 2005
mugGet the smoke ma boabmug.

help ma' boab

The scottish term 'help ma' boab' refers to something owned by the individual, which requires help. The particular thing requiring help is the 'boab' aka 'boaby'. The 'boab' aka 'mydingalingaling' is the sausage shaped piece of the human anatomy which is found in the male gender of the species.
Wullie: dr dr i've been gettin some real pains down below like, ya ken!

Dr: I see, and what is it yi want me to do son?

Wullie: I need yi tae 'help ma' boab'
by drmoooo March 23, 2011
mugGet the help ma' boabmug.

Boab

A person who's ballsack is plastered to there rectum with cement
Omg did you see Boab today he was mixing a fresh batch of cement to spread on his freshly shaved balls
by TheHungryPotato November 23, 2021
mugGet the Boabmug.

BOAB

A Boab is a man ashamed of himself and his sexuality so has 10 year relationships with innocent women. All because he likes it up the poop shoot, HARD by men who wear female clothing and makeup.
"Are you OK darling? You're crying so much, something awful must have happened to you.." "I'm heartbroken, my life is over and I'll never love anyone again!! I've just had the 'Boab' don't to me"
by Damaged Butterfly 🦋 September 26, 2025
mugGet the BOABmug.

boab

"you want ma boab"

"hold ma boab"
by boabmeister April 30, 2024
mugGet the boabmug.

Boab

A person who sexually attracts a Chas and also likes to steal chicken balls
Boab:*Steals a chicken ball*

Chas:BOAB!STOP TOUCHING MY CHICKEN BALLS!
by CheeseMorris July 19, 2018
mugGet the Boabmug.

Boab

Boss ass bitch. A female superior to all others especially if they drive a truck
Damn that’s a boab if I’ve ever seen one
by Hashslininslasherrrr May 10, 2023
mugGet the Boabmug.

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