bludger

Aussie slang for a lazy person.

A boss would say "get back to work you lazy bludgers!!"

by bread infection October 23, 2005

bludgeo'd

No one knows.

It might just be a chopped up version of the word "bludgeoned," but the word has mystical and magical implications that speak to my soul, suggesting there's more to the word than meets the eye.

"He looks bludgeo'd for hammer."

by Elmoshine October 18, 2008

bludgeritis

a common condition where the sufferer tends to not want to do anything, bludge sport, school, tutoring, housework. they appear fine until asked how they are which the response usually its "really sore" or until they are asked to do something "owww my (sore part) hurts so much"

never has a specific time of happening but usually around exams, or when there's some work to be done or something that wants to be avoided

"Oh apparently my little brother is sick he was home from school all day with a really bad headache"
"really?"
"yeah, but i think he just has bludgeritis because he doesnt want to go to the doctors"

"can you help me wash up please"
"ohhhhh owwww i just got a HUGE headache"

by WRX22B1998 May 12, 2010

Bludington

Somewhere in between blud and bro.

A guy that you can count on to do some crazy shit, someone that if asked, would i.e. help you rob an old lady, go with to score some coke, merk someone for you etc.

When pronouncing the word, a fake Jamaican accent should be used.

Hey, bludington, I need you to go and wrestle that cow

Ok bludington, but you gotta ride it after.

by goldspanner October 22, 2011

blud

mainly used in the uk
"blud" comes from bredrin (brother)
or blood brother

blud, doesn't havent to mean a literal brother
more like a friend

"how you blud?"
"safe blud"

by laila-lee October 16, 2005

blugo

It is when you meet a dark ass nigga and they dumb as hell. This nigga could be at Harvard and would still forget how to put on his pants. This nigger could be white the way he be destroying his life and beating up boys. Usually blugos tend to abuse little boys. They are usually a retarded black person who loves fried chicken and kool aid and devours them the way they be devouring little boys and girls. If you encounter one of these black monkeys, they'll most likely rape your little booty hole especially if you're a minor.

Where's my glasses......... They are in your hand..........That girl bad as hell............Nah she like 7......You want chicken man?...... Yea... Well fight me for it......Nah I'll rape you like i raped my 5 year old stepson.
This nigga a straight up blugo....period.

by retardedkimchiblacknigger April 27, 2023

bludclart

Bludclart/ Bloodclart a Jamaican swear word that is actually another word for "Period Pad". Also it could be used to emphasise a situation.

so in stead of what the "Hell" is this? you could say what the "Bludclart" is this?

by Otaku96 October 20, 2015