blowey joey

Guy 1: "What did you and Sasha do last night?"
Guy 2:"She left me so I had to give myself a blowey joey."

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Blowkey

Yeah dude, Jessica gave me a blowjob in Russian Lit 153; it was pretty blowkey.

Blowkey by Balke2 August 12, 2014

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A fellacio, or blowjob, given to and/or receieved by a senior citizen.

Also known as a fogey blowjob in certain countries.

Blowgey by Paladin 119 August 14, 2012

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Achieving a constant state of blowjobs from your sexual partner

Example:

Bro #1: Bro, how are things going with Stacy?
Bro #2: It's been great... She really knows how to keep me in blowmeostatis

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If you see this man in any game it is better to quit on the spot.

Guy-"man I just got raped by blowmystraw i should have left"

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only the fruitiest person out there

“hey are you fruity?”
“not as fruity as .blowmybrainsout”

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A device used to pump up a object and blow it up. Also you lost the game

Go get the Blowey matoter . Darn i lost the game.

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