Blowed

past tense of word blow

"my nose is pissing blood"
"why"
"i blowed it too hard"

by willisawesome69 November 15, 2022

Blowed

When you’re upset, surprised, disappointed, or angry. Can be used in various contexts and is usually referred to as slang in these contexts.

If your friend spent all the money they owe you on food you would be blowed or blown.
“When he did that shit, it blew me.”

by T.born_s1nner January 8, 2025

Blowed up real good

Canadian slang, often used dismissively or as a joke -- wow, wish that idiot would blow up real good! Originated during the 1970's in Canada by Second City cast members John Candy and Joe Flaherty. on the comedy show SCTV, a fictitious television network with it's own shows, one of them being the Farm Film Report, where two farmers discuss the latest movies and film theory - a routine parodying Siskal and Ebert. Supposedly the best part of a film is when things get "blowed up real good." They even had some celebrity guests (other cast members dressed up as Dustin Hoffman, Bernadette Peters etc) who were "blowed up real good" during special "Celebrity Blow Up" segments.

"Best part of the movie was when things blowed up," says John Candy. "For sure," replies Joe Flaherty, "they blowed up real good!...real good!!"

by Canada-HS August 27, 2021

blowed out bitch

In the south a blowed out bitch refers to a girl that has been around the block a couple of times and then again. Basically a nasty whore that sleeps with other girls boyfriends or really anyone that will sleep with them(girls, boys it doesn't matter to them). They think they are the shit, but, they are really broke, scandalous, sneakin ass bitches, that have literally been blown out.

Jane: Hey girl what's bothering you?
Tina: Well I just seen ole girl talking to my boyfriend.
Jane: Oh don't sweat that blowed out bitch she ain't shit.
Tina: Yeah I know but, I don't like her.
Jane: Me either.

by crystal420 March 8, 2007

blowed out

The frame of mind after you smoke a massive amount of weed.
The state of being blowed.

I got blowed out on the way to the Bengals game.

by Patricio EL Burro December 28, 2005

Blowed Dick

means to be so high and/or blowed that when youre around your hot lover you can get a boner, but theres no stimulation so...pretty much your dick is lazy, its a boner but just is half-assed.

"haha, look at your dick, its a half boner"
"no, im so blowed man, i got blowed dick"

by BrookLynn & Brandon.Stonerkids October 12, 2009

blowed off

Fucked up. An object, person, or situation can be blowed off.

"I got blowed off last night"
"My blowed off computer won't work"
"You fucked my girl? That's blowed off"

by ARay January 27, 2008