Bloopdini

A hybrid of the bloopy and Houdini. While having sex in the doggystyle position inserting your middle finger deep into a womans ass while spitting on her back to simulate ejaculation, the woman turns around thinking you have orgasmed as well as to get your finger out of her ass, you then give her a warm facial

My girlfriend did not like anal sex or facials so I was forced to give her the Bloopdini

by sandman6373 September 5, 2007

Bloopity bloops

Period shits.

Ugh I have the bloopity bloops so bad this week.

by Wifey1786 September 18, 2016

Bloop blooping

When a girl fingers herself. A quick bloop bloop

Boy: Yo was that girl bloop blooping on zoom?
Girl: Yup. Ew.

by Narcissistickait January 29, 2021

bloopidy

Not a term to be taken lightly. A symbol for the undiscovered, what is still to be sought after and captured. In a world where everything has already been taken, stolen, and found out, the bloopidy is synonymic for the unknown, the wonderful, the marvelous, the terrifying, and, most of all, the almost impossible to find uncharted territories of life.

"Wow, I've never seen anything like this before..." said Tim.
"Ahhh... it must be bloopidy..." Lucy whispered, eyes wide.

by bloopidy (you'll never know) January 10, 2014

bloopie.hp

STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP PLEASE STOP STOP IT STOP STOP STOP IT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

bloopie.hp

by Pendimon November 1, 2020

Bloopin

To preform abnormaly dumb actions, possibly as the effects of marijuana

Man did you just run that stop sign? Thats the second in a row quit bloopin!

I was bloopin earlier when I went home for the sole purpose of getting my phone and I still forgot to grab it.

by KDK543 September 15, 2010

bloopie

the sound made when slapping a female breast.

i accidentally hit my wife on the breast yesterday, the bloopie was so loud!

by CaireLushh February 19, 2011