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bloopin out

out of your mind on cocaine, or in extreme cases, having a stroke
dude, marissa, allyson and michael were in vegas last week totally bloopin out of their minds!

bloopitty 

When you have a blockage that requires grunting and straining and which, when finally released, unleashes a shitstorm which usually requires a minimum of one half of a roll of toilet paper and several industrial-strength cleaning products in its aftermath.
Boss : Why are you so late today ?

Employee : I had a bloopitty this morning. It took me some time to clean the walls and the floor, but the real bitch was the ceiling.
bloopitty by Dragonwolf November 10, 2018

bloofindoogus

A person prone to mistakes and foolish behavior.
Man, Blarkin tested a fart again and failed. I found his pants in the diswasher. What a bloofindoogus!

blooning 

When a product similar to a ceramic or plastic cup starts fading to where that ever was in the side looks like it is melted off or faded completely.
"Mom, we need new cups. These ones we have are blooning."

Bloomingdale's 

A fancy name for Macy's, as Macy's wholly owns and operates Bloomindale's.
Come shop at Bloomingdale's. I swear we aren't Macy's!

The fact my paycheck says "Macy's" doesn't mean anything...
Bloomingdale's by GAWII March 24, 2009

Blooming Idiot 

A person that takes being an Idiot to a higher level.
Blooming Idiot by James November 9, 2004