Bloopin

To preform abnormaly dumb actions, possibly as the effects of marijuana

Man did you just run that stop sign? Thats the second in a row quit bloopin!

I was bloopin earlier when I went home for the sole purpose of getting my phone and I still forgot to grab it.

by KDK543 September 15, 2010

bloopin out

out of your mind on cocaine, or in extreme cases, having a stroke

dude, marissa, allyson and michael were in vegas last week totally bloopin out of their minds!

by Allyson and Marissa May 21, 2008

bloopitty

When you have a blockage that requires grunting and straining and which, when finally released, unleashes a shitstorm which usually requires a minimum of one half of a roll of toilet paper and several industrial-strength cleaning products in its aftermath.

Boss : Why are you so late today ?

Employee : I had a bloopitty this morning. It took me some time to clean the walls and the floor, but the real bitch was the ceiling.

by Dragonwolf November 10, 2018

bloofindoogus

A person prone to mistakes and foolish behavior.

Man, Blarkin tested a fart again and failed. I found his pants in the diswasher. What a bloofindoogus!

by chickenmcfweeb June 12, 2020

blooning

When a product similar to a ceramic or plastic cup starts fading to where that ever was in the side looks like it is melted off or faded completely.

"Mom, we need new cups. These ones we have are blooning."

by A prosetegous prophessor October 29, 2009

Bloomingdale's

A fancy name for Macy's, as Macy's wholly owns and operates Bloomindale's.

Come shop at Bloomingdale's. I swear we aren't Macy's!

The fact my paycheck says "Macy's" doesn't mean anything...

by GAWII March 24, 2009

Blooming Idiot

A person that takes being an Idiot to a higher level.

My Boss is a Blooming Idiot.

by James November 9, 2004