Bloggers

Black poggers

Dam that was bloggers

by Baked Biscuits April 23, 2021

is u blonde or is u blind

when you ask a female if she's stupid or just can't see

Why would you let that man do those things to you is u blonde or is u blind?

by darkestdarci April 30, 2023

blonde fart

The dangerous combination of a blonde moment and a brain fart. Two times magnification - reserved for only the most dim-witted of moments.

My sister had a blonde fart while watching the news during a recent family dinner. The tv reporter said that "9 Brazilian men had died in an explosion." My sister turned to me and asked, "How many is a Brazilian?"

by MoonPie24 April 24, 2017

I'm no jazz blogger

A complex phrase used to qualify a declarative statement. Commonly used to clarify you are not an expert on whatever it is you're talking about.

Synonyms: "I'm not an expert, nor do I claim to be"

I'm no jazz blogger, but you should use your turn signal more often.
I'm no jazz blogger, but that bartender over there is fucking ugly.
I'm no jazz blogger, but I am smarter than everyone else.

by elwags July 14, 2011

Blinge

Obsession with Ostentatious Fashion;

The word blinge has been derived from two words bling and binge..
Bling means - Ostentatious Fashion or High Fashion or Fashion for the Rich
Binge Means - Obsession with food or any other thing

Women have a blinge for sexy night dresses, cute shoes and accessories.

Blinge fashion is the hipster fashion!

by Blinge Fashion Lover May 20, 2015

Freeway Blogger

An individual, usually mentally unstable, who spends time coming up with clever terms like "Chimpeach" to attempt to make half-baked political statements. Usually the individual lives off of inheritance while driving around in his truck placing silly signs everywhere. He typically suffers from delusions of grandeur as well as severe narcissism.

Guy: Hey, did you see that sign the Freeway Blogger put up?
Gal: I sure did.
Guy: Did it change your mind about impeaching the President?
Gal: No. It just made me realize there are people with too much time on their hands.

by Anonymous510 March 3, 2008

Blinge

Blinge refers to online fashion subscription in India, from where people can subscribe for branded clothes on a monthly basis

I blinged the dress which I wore last weekend

by ayepee June 6, 2015