blendered

when a person is totally high and or drunk and they feel like they are spinning.

A: I'm spinning. I feel like a blender.
B: Dude he is totallllyyyyy blendered.

by aweseomeelizabethh May 26, 2009

Blendered

To be blendered is to be simply: denied; saladed;ended; or just plain invisible - originated from Halo gameplay.

Once blendered you can do anything you want on Halo 3. However, if in a bad situation, blenders can also mean heavy salad, which in fact, is quite an undesirable situation. See heavy salad.

by MrTadius December 10, 2007

blistered

Term used to describe current state of mind and body.

That joint blistered me.

It was only a pinner but that fucker blistered me.

by Eckstahsee December 18, 2003

Blastered

When you’re so blasted and plastered beyond believe

Dude, we shouldn’t have taken so many shots and smoked that much. I’m BLASTERED!

by itzgabbypie August 7, 2019

blutered

someone who is extremely drunk

i was absolutely blutered last nite!!

by brendydude April 4, 2009

Bluntered

To passively insert an object, usually a 1954 characiture of Bing Crosby into the Vagina or anus

Ewww your phone looks Bluntered

by Greg Penningsworth July 30, 2011

blastered

To aggressively post information about someone that might have a negative connotation.

Jesse James and his affair with Tattoo queen were blastered all over the web.

by blueridgephd March 19, 2010