Mouth breather

General term for a fucking idiot.

Usually seen with a blank stare on their face, mouth slightly agape, and possibly a little bit of drool coming out.

The new temp workers we got are a bunch of mouth breathers.

by Must Love Chest Hair December 19, 2017

blether

(ble-thir) dialect, chiefly scot.
~n. 1. person who chatters incessantly; one who babbles on and on.
~v. 2. to engage in conversation, long-winded or idle talk

1- ("That wee yin o' yours is an awfy blether gettin'")
2- ("Ah met yer granny doon the toun, we hud a richt guid blether the gither")

by - ali - January 13, 2006

blatherskype

Useless talk on VoIP.
Rambling on while on VoIP while the other person has missed the whole thing due to lag.

The lag is terrible! You're all broken up and you'll have to repeat all that freakin' blatherskype.

by Avery Coupon November 10, 2006

Bleacher Brave

The act of taunting and verbally abusing professional athletes from the bleachers. The taunting consists of comments that one would never consider saying to said athlete or any other stranger walking down the street.

That fan sitting courtside was acting real bleacher brave as he mouthed off at Boston Celtic Marcus Smart, when he fell into the crowd chasing down a loose ball.

by R_G November 23, 2019

Nolife Breather

A dumb person that breathes our atmosphere and actually has no life whatsoever, who goes out to eat, shop or etc. at any business that is about to close within seconds, and expects to be waited on while they take their precious time.

Let's close the door now, before another Nolife Breather comes in.

by VaderTron October 2, 2018

blathered

Completley drunk, to be pissed out of one's face to the point of an alcohol induced comatosed state,

Mate forget that, im blathered, i want a kebab then im going home

Last night i was absolutley blathered

by skooczy May 7, 2015

Tuna breather

A tuna breather is typically a white rat like canine, that has been alive for far too long. Battered and old, this creature has unbearably stanky breath like that of spoiled tuna. These creatures always happen to be spewing their moist coochie breath right into your nostrils. Common characteristics of the tuna breather may include yellowing snaggle teeth, milky dried out eyeballs and discolored fur as a result of an ongoing yeast infection, not to mention a constant smattering of fecal matter upon its anus. Surprisingly, this creature is beloved by its family and treated like a spoiled child, despite its distasteful appearance and mannerisms. Practice caution when coming in contact with a tuna breather.

Lila: I am just so excited for you to meet my dog “Cherry”, she is just the sweetest little thing!
Mary: OMG I love all dogs, I can’t wait!
*lila opens the door to her house*
*Mary is overwhelmed by the smell of fish that wafts from betwixt the tuna breathers jaw, as it lunges to lick her face*

by Shrimp16 August 25, 2020