When person A slaps person B's huge ass, but person B grabs person A's hand and arm with their ass cheeks.
by Simphd June 23, 2020
Get the Beartrapping mug.When you take home two typical Bonduel heavies from Club 117 and engage in some heavy lifting. The next morning you wake up in your trailer with the two behemoths on either side, trapping you in their girth, thus creating the bear trap. You would chew off any body part to get out of there. The chicken grease makes it extra difficult to leave.
Billy Bob: "You sure were drunk last night Josh"
Josh: "I know. I ended up in a Bonduel Beartrap with Peggy and Roberta"
Billy Bob: "So that's what happened to your arm."
Josh: "I know. I ended up in a Bonduel Beartrap with Peggy and Roberta"
Billy Bob: "So that's what happened to your arm."
by Harvey Hilltopper April 2, 2009
Get the Bonduel Beartrap mug.As predicted by the sage Urstradamus, the ursine society that will be brought about after the bearpocalypse. It will be the first major bear society of its size to flourish above ground since bears gave stewardship of the Earth's surface to humans some tens of thousands of years ago.
After bears wipe the face of the earth clean of humans, they will build a massive beartopia on the ruins of man's society. All will be glorious.
by HobieKopek July 11, 2007
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Hazel Blears is the annoying ginger dwarf who is the Labour Party Parrot MP for Salford, UK.
Hazel Blears is the annoying ginger dwarf who is the Labour Party Parrot MP for Salford, UK.
by Liam Billington March 16, 2008
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element of retard
noun
1 generic name for foolish or disturbed forum poster suffering from delusions of granduer and bouts of paranoid fantasy
2 common zooological name for swamp dwelling troll
3 narcissistic forum creature more concerned with preservation of own self esteem than facts
4 common name for user who has been multi banned for being a self destructing moron
element of retard
noun
1 generic name for foolish or disturbed forum poster suffering from delusions of granduer and bouts of paranoid fantasy
2 common zooological name for swamp dwelling troll
3 narcissistic forum creature more concerned with preservation of own self esteem than facts
4 common name for user who has been multi banned for being a self destructing moron
by micks_folly March 25, 2009
Get the beartard mug.The act of attempting to finger someone with your foot whilst watching Paul Blart Mall Cop, starring Kevin James as the titular mild-mannered security guard who must save the day when his shopping mall is taken over by a gang of organised crooks.
"omg becky, i cant believe dinosaur cum boy blarted me last night"
"eww blarting is so gross, at least he didn't grown ups 2 (featuring adam sandler, kevin james, chris rock and david spade) you like connor did to me the other night"
"eww blarting is so gross, at least he didn't grown ups 2 (featuring adam sandler, kevin james, chris rock and david spade) you like connor did to me the other night"
by Xx_blarter_xX December 26, 2021
Get the Blarting mug.Comes from a misspelling of Blackbeard the pirate. In this misspelling a character had been created out of his beard and is said to eat clits and is infested with rats. The beard itself is its own organism with fully functioning organ systems. The name if this organism is bleard.
sara: hey bri just make sure blackbeard doesn't eat your clit
bri: it's his bleard i have to worry about
bri: it's his bleard i have to worry about
by charli minaj-nikci April 3, 2020
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