blendaphor

Blending two metaphorical expressions that have the same meaning, mainly to see if people are paying attention or to create an amusing visual. Randomly blending any two expressions that do not have the same meaning, or tacking on to the metaphorical expression with a rogue ending is a botched attempt at blendaphoring.

Fish or get off the pot. Whole new ball of worms. Not the brightest bulb in the drawer. That horse has sailed. That's the way the cookie bounces. It's not rocket surgery. Like flies on rice.

Botched blendaphor examples: As American as killing two birds with one apple pie. You can lead a horse to water but you can't make him drink prune juice.

by Blenda the good witch December 5, 2013

beandar

(adj.) Like gaydar but designed to detect the presence of any latino/a, but it is calibrated primarily to sense Mexicans.

Whenever Harvey's driving around and gets pissed at other drivers, its because his beandar is off the hinges.

by un rubio rico May 23, 2006

Blendar Guse

a snitch who hides behind his boyfriends and tattles to cops

that dude acts like a Blendar guse

by bklynog May 9, 2005

blandatarian

One who does not like/cannot handle spicy food. Often from the Midwest.

No jalapenos for me - I'm a blandatarian!

by Ralli77 July 23, 2018

beandawg

a mexican homie, paisa, tlakuache etc.

Whats up Beandawg? Where the hynas at?

by noquemacuh July 23, 2019

breanda

a woman with motherly intentions she will cuss you smooth the fuck out and wont give a fuck you could find her wearing lashes lip gloss she is loyal and pretty crazy but you will ignore the crazy because she's pretty and you'll end up getting distracted shes usually a 5'3 or 5'4 lightskin with curly hair sounds basic right? but she isn't basic you could find her with her girlfriend she's gay as hell a lesbian fo sho shes usually a virgo and shows that sign proudly she has too much pride speakin of proudly but deep down she misses the hell out of you but she won't really show it just playin she will if she loves you enough breanda is the type of female that stays out the mix you probably haven't heard of her hella unknown but if you have heard of her it's cus of her amazing girlfriend overall she is a down ass foo.

Woah did you just see Breanda's lashes they were so fluttery

by kai2fye January 25, 2022

bleasdale

A gigantic fart, letting blease, a fart so big it rattles the yorksire dales!

Woahhh matt you've just let off a bleasdale , killed some sheep there mate !

by kayfff October 16, 2013