Ass blasting

When you get massive amounts of diarrhea coming out your anus.

Omg I can't stop pooping I think I'm ass blasting the toilet seat

by Friction_123howdy February 21, 2015

ass blasting

to either absolutly destroy someones anal cavity, or to shoot your goo in there

me - herd about the ass blasting last nite toilet chops
rooney - please not again guys, its not funny anymore
me/word user - shut your cock hole, your quite the anal conisouer
rooney - breaks into song ' how could this happen to meee..'

by don glover September 02, 2008

Ass Blast

A fart so putrid that you feel as if if your eyebrows could literally singe off your face.

"Dude nice Ass Blast!"

"My brows look like a chemo patient!"

by JakeDaSnake23452 August 03, 2011

ass blasted

to be blasted in the ass by an antagonist

dude, im gonna be ass blasted

by jason96 February 19, 2011

ASS BLASTED

bro when you clap the booty way to damn hard.

last night I totally ASS BLASTED her

by Assclapatous April 14, 2019

Ass blasting

Ass blasting (verb), is the act of going up to someone and giving that person something that was coming their way. It could be anything, as long as they had it coming.

"Hey I'm going to be upfront, we're going to have anal sex."
"Are you ass blasting me right now? I've had this romantic night of butt fucking heading my way for days."
"Yeah, and you're welcome."

by Swooby Booby September 09, 2018

Ass blasting

Pretty Simple, when a man shoots a massive skeet during anal intercourse.

"I was ass blasting that bitch last night!"

by CheekyDogz69 August 02, 2018