blimped out

Completely full after eating.

After going to that chinese buffet, we were blimped out.

by dogbreath57 September 15, 2010

finger blammed

A very aggressive, over the pants handjob for a girl.

At carb day 2014 I totally saw a girl getting finger blammed by 2 dudes on the beer pong table.

by theblammer June 14, 2014

blimped

describing a place or situation that is messy,trashed, or crazy

"That kitchen was blimped from last night's party!"
"That was a blimped ass fight!"

by crazigirl July 3, 2007

Blimped

Describes a person who gained weight since the last time you saw them.

Mike: Hey man Daniella's home! Have you seen her?

Jack: Yeah...she blimped!

by Robin Twist February 7, 2014

pig blapped

when i man is receiving oral sex and removes his item and proceeds to slap her in the face with the item, then takes the item and reinserts into the orifice.

Last night Lisa got pig blapped.

by big bizzie August 23, 2008

Blimpediment

Short For Black Speech Impediment, Often Confused For Ebonics And/Or Negro Slang...

Blimpediments Can Be One Or Often All of The Following:

Slur Of Words - Thought To Be Sexy By Thick Women
Use Of Not Real Words - Such As Aight, Fo Shizzle, Dogg
Sounds Like Down Syndrome - Ah Man Im Tryna Fuck Shiiit
Sounds Like They Swallowed Their Lip - Theyre So Big
Consistent Licking Of Lips - Chapped And Ashy Aint Classy

(The List Continues... Look At Black People... You'll See)

by ImOldGregNigga October 29, 2008

Blimped

When you get tricked into going on a date with a fat girl.

Also see chubby-duped.

Q: How was the date last night?
A: Dude... I got blimped. It sucked.

by sparhavoc October 8, 2016