blacktone

A type of skin color that is so dark that it is almost invisible in an unlit/dim/dark area.

Person 1: Hey, did you see Zach last night?
Person 2: No, they are a blacktone.

by Bennitoez December 27, 2020

blackade

An impermeable barricade resulting from the entire black community congregating in a hallway

"I was late to 3rd period because there was a massive blackade in the middle of the hallway. SMH at those crazy niqqas!"

by ,,.,, October 16, 2011

blackcident

a mistake that only a black person would make.

John: You just shot up a convient store clerk and raped a white girl!
Jamal: Yeeuh, dawg. I didn't mean to.
John: You've got to stop having all these blackcidents!

by James T. Walrus January 11, 2004

blackatude

the attude black people usually give you. its usually worse than a white person attiude.

mrs symanski doesnt give jalesa any problems because she doesnt wanna have to deal with her blackatude.

by big tim February 4, 2005

Blackitude

attitude most often adopted by black people to demonstrate a total lack of enthusiasm or care for any task undertaken. Usually accompanied by a noise produced by sucking of the teeth to further illustrate a lack of regard for virtually any situation which requires effort or verbal communication.

"can I have a latte please, counter monkey?" - followed by Blackitude - shrugging of shoulders, 'hip hop' style disabled strut, teeth sucking and 30 minute production time for latte by said counter monkey.

If while riding a bus the driver applies the brakes suddenly to avoid a collision this will likely cause a cacophany of teeth sucking creating the atmosphere of an aviary inside the bus. Most likely to happen in East London, especially Hackney.

by Crakka October 9, 2006

blacktarded

that time when you become tired and lazy, mostly late at nite, when your typing and/or speech is less than satisfactory or slurred resulting in a mixture of ebonics and mentally-challenged English

You could tell it was getting late and Liz was becoming blacktarded when she wrote ' drop the philasiapino, u be too hizzot for thizzat shizznat.. ya hurd? go out with some one pretty, in ur league, stop going for ugly bitches (bitches as girls who have McAttitude problems) '

by Baby Cub October 25, 2007

blacktose intolerant

Some who, while not outwardly racist, may have negative views towards African Americans. A reserved racist if you will.

"Its not that mom wants to lynch Barack or anything, she just wont vote for him even though he is the best guy. she was raised during the jim crow times and is still a little blacktose intolerant. but shes not a racist."

by ninjarlou January 26, 2008