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black ops

A very effective contraception method used by teens. the cause of huge and almost instant drop in rates of new teen pregnancies (there have been 5 pregnancies confirmed since nov. 9th, 2010).

Colloquially known as black ops, the real name of the game is Call of Duty: African-American Ops.
example 1:

hot girl: "hey you, want a blowjob? ;)"

guy: "no im playing black ops. maybe later. FUUUUUUCKKKKKK goddamnit fucking hardscoper!!"

example 2:
white kid: man black ops is gona be fucking awesome!

person of african descent: you mutha FUCKA!!
by MildlyUpsetManOfColor November 19, 2010
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Call of Duty: Black Ops

A game made primarily for players who like to sit in one place, start a fire, roast marshmallows, and sing "Kumbaya".
I hate running around and getting in gun battles in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2. You wanna hop on Call of Duty: Black Ops?
by slappysally January 4, 2011
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Black Ops Fever

A medical condition in which the affected person does not do anything but play black ops
Girl: Wheres Danny, we were supposed to have sex tonight
Guy: Oh hes home sick with Black ops fever, he is 3rd prestige
by KYLELUX January 1, 2011
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blackpostrophe

An often unnecessary apostrophe found in the given name of a person typically of African descent.
Damn Asia'h, why'd yo momma give you dat blackpostrophe in your name anyway?
by Rytarn March 6, 2008
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Call of Duty: Black Ops

The end of the intelligent world as we know it. May also be used as an effective method of birth control.
Jim doesn't have time for sex, he just hit level 36 on Call of Duty: Black Ops.
by Blahh2222 June 29, 2011
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Call of Duty: Black Ops 2

The last chance for the Call of Duty to redeem itself after all the years of repetitions of the same game being released every year. It is also the last "hoo rah" for competitive CoD to make it in this changing world. If Treyarch fails, CoD only has months to live if not days because Halo 4 gets released at a similar date.
Call of Duty: Black Ops 2 is the last chance for the CoD series to live. If it fails, we may see the end of CoD as we know it.
by Hopeisthefutureofman October 14, 2012
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black ops 1

Im a god damn onion, you should know that. -Woods black ops 1
by Spicepapi July 6, 2021
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