A sexual position fit for the most suave gamblers of your closest shit-rate motel.
A man drops his pants and underwear and slaps his dick on a pack of playing cards. He pulls out a jack and ace and puts them at the top of the deck. A woman strips and shoves the pack of cards into her mouth. Now this is where the true skill is involved. The man says a short quippy joke while simultaneously slapping the woman’s cheek with his erect cock and spinning around with his ass cheeks directly I front of her face. If timed correctly, the snort from laughing at the joke combined with the dick slap will cause her to spit out the top two cards in the deck. Straight into the mans ass crack. Thus, blackjack in the crack.
A man drops his pants and underwear and slaps his dick on a pack of playing cards. He pulls out a jack and ace and puts them at the top of the deck. A woman strips and shoves the pack of cards into her mouth. Now this is where the true skill is involved. The man says a short quippy joke while simultaneously slapping the woman’s cheek with his erect cock and spinning around with his ass cheeks directly I front of her face. If timed correctly, the snort from laughing at the joke combined with the dick slap will cause her to spit out the top two cards in the deck. Straight into the mans ass crack. Thus, blackjack in the crack.
Man 1: Wow, Daniel Craig really is suave on the set of Casino Royals (2006)
Man 2: Yea but he isn’t just some pg-13 lil bitch either. He found that wild chick Jade off set and got a blackjack in the crack. Heard he came like a stallion in heat.
Man 1: Damn, was this before or after he got his balls whacked by mads mikkelsen?
Man 2: Oh fuck off.
Man 2: Yea but he isn’t just some pg-13 lil bitch either. He found that wild chick Jade off set and got a blackjack in the crack. Heard he came like a stallion in heat.
Man 1: Damn, was this before or after he got his balls whacked by mads mikkelsen?
Man 2: Oh fuck off.
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A stereotype made by the Bee Swarm Simulator community. Basically they are midgamers equipped with blue backpacks, and they always steal loots or beg for meteors. There are some exceptions, of course.
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It is essential that you and the other males involved have a decent knowledge of the card game, Blackjack.
It basically comes down to whether or not you want to hit it or not.
If you were to be dealt a 17 you may or may not hit depending on the level of risk you are willing to take. Sluts and ugly females usually only get numbers higher than this as you are either taking a risk (with an STD) or you have nothing to lose.
If dealt a 12-16 you would probably hit it.
10 or less is a definite hit.
If you get 11 you would double down.
Pair of # is used when there is two girls together as you can split them up and hit them both. Remember the lower the number, the more times you are able to hit.
It is essential that you and the other males involved have a decent knowledge of the card game, Blackjack.
It basically comes down to whether or not you want to hit it or not.
If you were to be dealt a 17 you may or may not hit depending on the level of risk you are willing to take. Sluts and ugly females usually only get numbers higher than this as you are either taking a risk (with an STD) or you have nothing to lose.
If dealt a 12-16 you would probably hit it.
10 or less is a definite hit.
If you get 11 you would double down.
Pair of # is used when there is two girls together as you can split them up and hit them both. Remember the lower the number, the more times you are able to hit.
Dan: Check out that pair of 4's.
Tim: Good call mate, how about that 16 over there?
Dan: Yeah maybe after a few beers. Your mum is definately an 11.
Tim: Your mum is a 2 and the dealer has 20.
Dan: How good is the blackjack rating system hey.
Tim: About as good as that 10 over there.
Dan: Yeah I'd definately hit that.
Tim: Good call mate, how about that 16 over there?
Dan: Yeah maybe after a few beers. Your mum is definately an 11.
Tim: Your mum is a 2 and the dealer has 20.
Dan: How good is the blackjack rating system hey.
Tim: About as good as that 10 over there.
Dan: Yeah I'd definately hit that.
by RusselT April 7, 2008
Get the Blackjack Rating System mug.Backpackers are a very loose subculture of travelers who carry all their stuff with them in a backpack. Typically they are driven by a sense of adventure, and as such are always trying to find somewhere beautiful, completely off the beaten track. They often travel as cheaply as they can to maximise the time they can spend on the road, accepting squalid accommodation or sharing rooms if it will save them any money. Most are in their twenties or early thirties, and almost all are between 18 and 40 though older and younger people aren't unheard-of. People go backpacking for all sorts of reasons but will almost always take offense if it is implied that they are 'on holiday'; backpackers typically consider travel a separate, more serious engagement, all about broadening the mind, experiencing other cultures and trying to satisfy what is often a deep-seated and more often than not insatiable wanderlust.
Backpackers tend to be highly inclusive for a variety of reasons.
Firstly, there tends to be a recognition that everyone is different. Backpackers are often driven to travel because they place a high value on difference and diversity. They live and let live.
Secondly, backpacking often sees you arriving in a strange city, alone or with few companions and possibly little or no grasp of the language. This forces you to be friendly with everyone; maybe you need a traveling companion, or at least someone to hang out with for a while. A friendly face who speaks your language is never unwelcome.
Because they are so inclusive backpackers tend to hang out in groups. The lingua-franca tends to be English, but groups may consist of UK, Americans, Europeans, Israelis, Japanese, Australians, Kiwis, Russians... Backpacking is a truly international identity.
Backpackers, being potentially highly exposed to threats associated with being far from home, in an unfamiliar and possibly unstable country with only complete strangers for company, tend to live by an unspoken, unwritten code. They live and let live, look out for each other, show and teach each other respect for local customs, do not steal from each other and are generally very open and non-judgmental. They will always pass on tips and share traveling stories though they will seldom give you the right name of a particularly great place they are telling you about because they just don't want too many people to go there and spoil it.
With every scene comes a bunch of posers who are too cool for school, often completely unadventurous travelers, who don't give a shit about the locals or anyone else, and invariably end up making idiots of themselves. These people ('bucketheads' in parts of Asia) are not considered backpackers by the rest of the subculture, just morons who take up guesthouse rooms and ultimately contribute to the creeping spread of tourism-development that creates places like Phuket which have nothing to do with the local culture, only the local mafia and pink, sunburned expat enclaves.
Backpackers often associate themselves with other subcultures, typically ravers, new-agers, neo-hippies and the like. There is no specific backpacker music, but a walk up and down Khao San Rd, the infamous backpacker ghetto of Bangkok, will involve drum n bass, psytrance, breakbeat, jimi hendrix, bob dylan, hip-hop, trip-hop, reggae and whatever happens to be popular in the west at the time. Drugs are not uncommon; smoking ganja or at least acceptance of ganja is pretty much universal.
Backpackers tend to be highly inclusive for a variety of reasons.
Firstly, there tends to be a recognition that everyone is different. Backpackers are often driven to travel because they place a high value on difference and diversity. They live and let live.
Secondly, backpacking often sees you arriving in a strange city, alone or with few companions and possibly little or no grasp of the language. This forces you to be friendly with everyone; maybe you need a traveling companion, or at least someone to hang out with for a while. A friendly face who speaks your language is never unwelcome.
Because they are so inclusive backpackers tend to hang out in groups. The lingua-franca tends to be English, but groups may consist of UK, Americans, Europeans, Israelis, Japanese, Australians, Kiwis, Russians... Backpacking is a truly international identity.
Backpackers, being potentially highly exposed to threats associated with being far from home, in an unfamiliar and possibly unstable country with only complete strangers for company, tend to live by an unspoken, unwritten code. They live and let live, look out for each other, show and teach each other respect for local customs, do not steal from each other and are generally very open and non-judgmental. They will always pass on tips and share traveling stories though they will seldom give you the right name of a particularly great place they are telling you about because they just don't want too many people to go there and spoil it.
With every scene comes a bunch of posers who are too cool for school, often completely unadventurous travelers, who don't give a shit about the locals or anyone else, and invariably end up making idiots of themselves. These people ('bucketheads' in parts of Asia) are not considered backpackers by the rest of the subculture, just morons who take up guesthouse rooms and ultimately contribute to the creeping spread of tourism-development that creates places like Phuket which have nothing to do with the local culture, only the local mafia and pink, sunburned expat enclaves.
Backpackers often associate themselves with other subcultures, typically ravers, new-agers, neo-hippies and the like. There is no specific backpacker music, but a walk up and down Khao San Rd, the infamous backpacker ghetto of Bangkok, will involve drum n bass, psytrance, breakbeat, jimi hendrix, bob dylan, hip-hop, trip-hop, reggae and whatever happens to be popular in the west at the time. Drugs are not uncommon; smoking ganja or at least acceptance of ganja is pretty much universal.
The Beach is a book / film about backpackers in Thailand, before it became a cliche place to travel.
by hangetsu December 20, 2008
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After banging his prudish girlfriend he pulled the condom off his cock and turned it into a Mexican Blackjack to dummy her upside the head with so she would quit asking about dinner.
by jordin36 August 13, 2010
Get the Mexican Blackjack mug.A blackpacker is an impressionable black metal fan (see black emtal) who travels from abroad to Norway in order to hang out in places where famous black metal musicians hang out too only to be horrified to see that the black metal musisicans in question
a. do not actually still burn churches
b. don't only listen to black metal
c. don't carry any medaeval weapons
d. do not wear corpse paint when they go out for drinks
e. do not side into one tribe that worships Varg Vikernes and one that worships Euronymous
f. are not invariably blonde and blue-eyed but with black hair-dye
g. think Varg Vikernes is a sefl-sufficient wanker
h. are actually pretty normal people with normal jobs who do not go around killing goats for satan or worship at Odin's altar
i. are told to fuck off and get a life.
Blackpackers come from all over the world but are more often than not American, Canadian, Italian, French and German.
Blackpackers are a nuissance in Oslo and Bergen's bars, thankfully they are a dying breed as many of the places where black metallers go to (eg. So What, Helvete, M.A.R.S) do not exist any more (probably because of them).
a. do not actually still burn churches
b. don't only listen to black metal
c. don't carry any medaeval weapons
d. do not wear corpse paint when they go out for drinks
e. do not side into one tribe that worships Varg Vikernes and one that worships Euronymous
f. are not invariably blonde and blue-eyed but with black hair-dye
g. think Varg Vikernes is a sefl-sufficient wanker
h. are actually pretty normal people with normal jobs who do not go around killing goats for satan or worship at Odin's altar
i. are told to fuck off and get a life.
Blackpackers come from all over the world but are more often than not American, Canadian, Italian, French and German.
Blackpackers are a nuissance in Oslo and Bergen's bars, thankfully they are a dying breed as many of the places where black metallers go to (eg. So What, Helvete, M.A.R.S) do not exist any more (probably because of them).
That moron came back from Norway crying because he met Fenriz from Darthrone who was wearing brown leather trousers and DJing obscure Italian lounge music.
Tell that blackpacker to take his lame corpsepaint off, we can tell he's American from a mile away.
Tell that blackpacker to take his lame corpsepaint off, we can tell he's American from a mile away.
by Berthelsen January 29, 2008
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