A sexual position fit for the most suave gamblers of your closest shit-rate motel.
A man drops his pants and underwear and slaps his dick on a pack of playing cards. He pulls out a jack and ace and puts them at the top of the deck. A woman strips and shoves the pack of cards into her mouth. Now this is where the true skill is involved. The man says a short quippy joke while simultaneously slapping the woman’s cheek with his erect cock and spinning around with his ass cheeks directly I front of her face. If timed correctly, the snort from laughing at the joke combined with the dick slap will cause her to spit out the top two cards in the deck. Straight into the mans ass crack. Thus, blackjack in the crack.
A man drops his pants and underwear and slaps his dick on a pack of playing cards. He pulls out a jack and ace and puts them at the top of the deck. A woman strips and shoves the pack of cards into her mouth. Now this is where the true skill is involved. The man says a short quippy joke while simultaneously slapping the woman’s cheek with his erect cock and spinning around with his ass cheeks directly I front of her face. If timed correctly, the snort from laughing at the joke combined with the dick slap will cause her to spit out the top two cards in the deck. Straight into the mans ass crack. Thus, blackjack in the crack.
Man 1: Wow, Daniel Craig really is suave on the set of Casino Royals (2006)
Man 2: Yea but he isn’t just some pg-13 lil bitch either. He found that wild chick Jade off set and got a blackjack in the crack. Heard he came like a stallion in heat.
Man 1: Damn, was this before or after he got his balls whacked by mads mikkelsen?
Man 2: Oh fuck off.
Man 2: Yea but he isn’t just some pg-13 lil bitch either. He found that wild chick Jade off set and got a blackjack in the crack. Heard he came like a stallion in heat.
Man 1: Damn, was this before or after he got his balls whacked by mads mikkelsen?
Man 2: Oh fuck off.
by DPdestruction March 18, 2019
Get the blackjack in the crack mug.Black Black: The act of being ghetto to the maximum capasity.
Examples: Snapping of the fingers and hand on the hip when talking about something that gets you fired up.
Elongating the word "Girl" when talking to friends. Dancing in public places that dont have a dance floor. Going to a resturaunt and ordering a Ghetto Champaine (A carona with a shot of grenadine added). Carrying ketchup packets in your purse.
Examples: Snapping of the fingers and hand on the hip when talking about something that gets you fired up.
Elongating the word "Girl" when talking to friends. Dancing in public places that dont have a dance floor. Going to a resturaunt and ordering a Ghetto Champaine (A carona with a shot of grenadine added). Carrying ketchup packets in your purse.
When Kaleena is at a meeting at work speaking to Bartholemule, she acts white black....
But when she is in the hood talking to Whanita and Sharonda about they baby daddys being locked up and not paying child support, she acts Black Black.
But when she is in the hood talking to Whanita and Sharonda about they baby daddys being locked up and not paying child support, she acts Black Black.
by Tata-la-milky-litious August 14, 2011
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A method of rating hot females with your mates that isn't as obvious as giving them a number out of 10.
It is essential that you and the other males involved have a decent knowledge of the card game, Blackjack.
It basically comes down to whether or not you want to hit it or not.
If you were to be dealt a 17 you may or may not hit depending on the level of risk you are willing to take. Sluts and ugly females usually only get numbers higher than this as you are either taking a risk (with an STD) or you have nothing to lose.
If dealt a 12-16 you would probably hit it.
10 or less is a definite hit.
If you get 11 you would double down.
Pair of # is used when there is two girls together as you can split them up and hit them both. Remember the lower the number, the more times you are able to hit.
It is essential that you and the other males involved have a decent knowledge of the card game, Blackjack.
It basically comes down to whether or not you want to hit it or not.
If you were to be dealt a 17 you may or may not hit depending on the level of risk you are willing to take. Sluts and ugly females usually only get numbers higher than this as you are either taking a risk (with an STD) or you have nothing to lose.
If dealt a 12-16 you would probably hit it.
10 or less is a definite hit.
If you get 11 you would double down.
Pair of # is used when there is two girls together as you can split them up and hit them both. Remember the lower the number, the more times you are able to hit.
Dan: Check out that pair of 4's.
Tim: Good call mate, how about that 16 over there?
Dan: Yeah maybe after a few beers. Your mum is definately an 11.
Tim: Your mum is a 2 and the dealer has 20.
Dan: How good is the blackjack rating system hey.
Tim: About as good as that 10 over there.
Dan: Yeah I'd definately hit that.
Tim: Good call mate, how about that 16 over there?
Dan: Yeah maybe after a few beers. Your mum is definately an 11.
Tim: Your mum is a 2 and the dealer has 20.
Dan: How good is the blackjack rating system hey.
Tim: About as good as that 10 over there.
Dan: Yeah I'd definately hit that.
by RusselT April 7, 2008
Get the Blackjack Rating System mug.(verb) The act of backpedaling after spewing some racist sh*t that was poorly received by the other people in a conversation.
"When he goes to prison, he's gonna get raped by a big black guy named Carl..."
"Why does he have to be black?"
"I... guess he doesn't? That's the first thing I thought of."
"Why?"
"I don't know. I'm not racist. My best friend is black."
"Nigga, you blacktracking."
"Why does he have to be black?"
"I... guess he doesn't? That's the first thing I thought of."
"Why?"
"I don't know. I'm not racist. My best friend is black."
"Nigga, you blacktracking."
by hjman December 23, 2011
Get the blacktracking mug.Taking your used condom off your cock, proceeding to shit inside it, tying off the end and then creeping up behind your girlfriend like a burgler and smacking her in the face with it.
After banging his prudish girlfriend he pulled the condom off his cock and turned it into a Mexican Blackjack to dummy her upside the head with so she would quit asking about dinner.
by jordin36 August 13, 2010
Get the Mexican Blackjack mug.A blackpacker is an impressionable black metal fan (see black emtal) who travels from abroad to Norway in order to hang out in places where famous black metal musicians hang out too only to be horrified to see that the black metal musisicans in question
a. do not actually still burn churches
b. don't only listen to black metal
c. don't carry any medaeval weapons
d. do not wear corpse paint when they go out for drinks
e. do not side into one tribe that worships Varg Vikernes and one that worships Euronymous
f. are not invariably blonde and blue-eyed but with black hair-dye
g. think Varg Vikernes is a sefl-sufficient wanker
h. are actually pretty normal people with normal jobs who do not go around killing goats for satan or worship at Odin's altar
i. are told to fuck off and get a life.
Blackpackers come from all over the world but are more often than not American, Canadian, Italian, French and German.
Blackpackers are a nuissance in Oslo and Bergen's bars, thankfully they are a dying breed as many of the places where black metallers go to (eg. So What, Helvete, M.A.R.S) do not exist any more (probably because of them).
a. do not actually still burn churches
b. don't only listen to black metal
c. don't carry any medaeval weapons
d. do not wear corpse paint when they go out for drinks
e. do not side into one tribe that worships Varg Vikernes and one that worships Euronymous
f. are not invariably blonde and blue-eyed but with black hair-dye
g. think Varg Vikernes is a sefl-sufficient wanker
h. are actually pretty normal people with normal jobs who do not go around killing goats for satan or worship at Odin's altar
i. are told to fuck off and get a life.
Blackpackers come from all over the world but are more often than not American, Canadian, Italian, French and German.
Blackpackers are a nuissance in Oslo and Bergen's bars, thankfully they are a dying breed as many of the places where black metallers go to (eg. So What, Helvete, M.A.R.S) do not exist any more (probably because of them).
That moron came back from Norway crying because he met Fenriz from Darthrone who was wearing brown leather trousers and DJing obscure Italian lounge music.
Tell that blackpacker to take his lame corpsepaint off, we can tell he's American from a mile away.
Tell that blackpacker to take his lame corpsepaint off, we can tell he's American from a mile away.
by Berthelsen January 29, 2008
Get the blackpacker mug.A new PDA phone that is offered by Cingular that is the most awesome phone ever. It has a music player and it is comparable to the Moto Q--and is made by a better company. It also is known as a mini computer that uses the internet. It is the blackjack because of it's color and its ability to do five things at once.
by A. N. O'nymous January 1, 2007
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