Darker than three feet up a black bear's ass

A pretty damn dark place.

When I stumbled outta my Silverado when I got home, the light wasn't on so it was darker than three feet up a black bear's ass.

by bigballer6969 March 18, 2009

oiled up big black guys

my favorite thing in the whole world

i do love me some oiled up big black guys

by oiledupblackguyenjoyer July 26, 2023

Black Guy Fix-up

To fix something quickly and inexpensively and not to the best possible degree.

Sorry man, I only did a Black Guy Fix-up.

by LukeAndShet November 29, 2010

Big hot oiled up homosexual black men brutally fucking each other

Oh my god I would kill to see this happen

Guy 1: man, I really wanna see some Big hot oiled up homosexual black men brutally fucking each other

Guy 2: kill yourself

by BirdsAreFake115 May 2, 2024

Black from the waist up

a term for saying that you have a small dick.

term often used to try and impress girls.

guy: Hey baby how bout you and me go upstairs and have some fun

girl:sorry i only fuck guys with big dicks

guy: well i am black from the waist up.

by Say_Nothing214 April 21, 2021

big black balls swinging left and right side to side up and down swaying like yo mamas jaws when she gives me da gawk gawk 9000

when yo mamas giving me da gawk gawk bro on gawd she makes it juicy oh mah lawd im prayin for deez nuts to be full of wet slimy sticky sticky milky

Bro.

I'm feeling so good right now, you could suck my big black balls swinging left and right side to side up and down swaying like yo mamas jaws when she gives me da gawk gawk 9000

by Hunky Requis with larger testi September 10, 2021

Black from the waist up

Small dick, not well endowed

How big is your dick Kyle? Let's just say I'm black from the waist up

by Say_Nothing214 April 21, 2021