Bitch please

To disregard something a bitch says in one simple phrase. Bitch please can also be used when a bitch is being bitchy

Example for definition one
bitch:we should go out
you:bitch please

Example for definition two
bitch: you are such a douch
you:bitch please

by swgmaster97 March 19, 2012

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BITCH PLEASE

Basically can be used for anything. From casual conversation with your hoes, to telling off some crazy snyp3masta whose all up in your grill. Works wonders. Can also be used as a filler in absent conversation. Can also be used as a response for things you don't want to respond to with an actual answer.

Example 1:
J: haha you're so funny! we're hilarious
E: lmao BITCH PLEASE

Example 2:
E: you really smell bad...and you're kind of super ugly...
J: BITCH PLEASE.

Example 3:
J: i'm bored
E: bitch please
J: yeah.

Example 4:
J: did you actually write all that stuff in my honesty box?
E: bitch please.

OR

J: do you think i look ugly today?
E: bitch please.

by DAKRU January 2, 2009

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Bitch please

General statement of acknowledgement, notably as a positive affirmation, or exclamation of delight. Can be upgraded to "Nigger please" if the preceeding event warrants it.

So... the bad news is, the zombie apocalypse is occurring. But on the plus side, I managed to get the chainsaw working so... Bitch please.

Person 1: What we eating tonight?
Person 2: Erm... pizza I think.
Person 1: Bitch please.
Person 3: We got chips too if you want?
Person 1: Nigger please!

(Note how the use of "Nigger please" (an upgraded "bitch please") is also implicit of the positive affirmation; "yes".)

by Gunishment September 12, 2011

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