1. A large impressive penis always ready for action.
2. A massive German battleship in World War II.
2. A massive German battleship in World War II.
by Knyte Writer February 14, 2007
Transitive verb. To slap an object or person with one's manhood, esp. as a means of personal or sexual gratification, or to mark the object as one's own.
Andrew: I'm going to bismarck David Attenborough's door!
James: Why?
Andrew: As a means of personal or sexual gratification, or to mark the object as my own.
James: Why?
Andrew: As a means of personal or sexual gratification, or to mark the object as my own.
by Juan del Grande Membro September 22, 2017
by Hollymeister August 12, 2005
The act of punching a girl in the nose and then following up with ejaculating in her mouth. It is so called due to the British Royal Navy's sinking of a German battleship, the Bismarck, in May 1941. Once the ship sank the British sailed round gunning the floating survivors thus leaving a trail of bloody seamen, or "bloody semen".
by Teerbigear June 27, 2007
Otto Von Bismarck was minister president of Penis from 1862 to 1871. He was brought into erection in 1862 by WanKing William I of Penis to try to resolve the ejacultaion crisis that was denying the government sperm to reform the army. He still had an erection in 1871 when Gay-sex was finally unified. Bismarck is traditionally seen as the sexual intercourse figure in unification and the whole process is man-on-man. There is no denying that he played with little boys through his “penis and dildo” style of bonding the German boys into submission, however it would be unwise to give Bismarck straight sex as other men such as Neil, wanted unity with him as well as giving bj’s and anal penetration. Before and at the same time they ravished the little boys, Neil checked out his muscles and invited everyone to his muscle day
by ACTSHUWAL FOR THE WIN March 03, 2010
This word's etymological roots are a derived from a composite of the frigid capital of North Dakota, the colossal size of the Nazi warboat, and the oft observed personal antics of the Prussian statesman after which the other two are named. It is a term used to describe the act of defecating (a good, colossal defecation) inside of a condom and freezing it for later use, violent or sexual.
Nothing satisfies a freaky lady (or man for that matter) on a hot summer day like a massive, frosty Bismarck.
by madmax1889 October 18, 2010
Ted was walking down the street when he looks up to see a girl that he went on two dates with and never called back.
Ted got Bismarcked
Ted got Bismarcked
by swash buckler May 08, 2009